Ian Jolliffe

I work a retail job and can't afford a mortgage.

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

2020 mentally damaged me to the point where I now enjoy some ABBA songs where I didn't before.

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

@ACDTurner The absolute worst is when you read the first line then it comes up with the 'answer a short survey to keep reading this article' pop up. Whoever it is that's buying out local papers and splashing this shit on their pages can do one.

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

Please let this be the beginning of a turning tide.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Tories lose North Shropshire seat they held for nearly 200 years https://t.co/b2r5Iwd2f2

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

@MatthewBurfield You wouldn't sack me. The store would be at least 50 percent less efficient.

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

'Step into Christmas, the admission's free'. My bank balance says otherwise Elton.

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@MatthewBurfield Since I heard it the other day I've heard it again at least 3 times so it's good to know I was doomed from the get go.

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

@MatthewBurfield

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@ACDTurner I swear these games are designed specifically to confuse mums buying Christmas presents.

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

@ACDTurner @DarthKoth @MatthewBurfield I respectfully agree with your disagreement.

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

@MatthewBurfield Fuck all mate.

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

@ACDTurner Just discovered this underground band called the Beatles the other day. You've probably never heard of them.

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

Good job Spotify wrapped took the stats before I started binging the new Oasis live at Knebworth album solidly.

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

@ACDTurner I'm surprised you've chosen this as most cringe and not the section that lists your 'music auras'

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

@MissMartindale_ @BearWoolley I have about 300 in stock at work I can't shift so I might buy you one to make it 4 😉

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

@MissMartindale_ What age is too old for advent calendars? 😂

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

What have I done to end up with this suggestion?

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

@ACDTurner @krofunk @Pringles_UK This is the worst opinion you've ever had Alex.

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

@MatthewBurfield Yes you're just getting old and losing the concept of time.

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

@MatthewBurfield It was the same when they had Paul Sinha on from the Chase. Really bright guy but put a task in front of him and he often seemed to fall apart bless him.

[Ian Jolliffe @IanMcBehan]

@FacileTalk @BBCNews I have sent them many Angry faxes demanding Sam Smith have his own category and it's glad to see they have finally responded to this.