Ian Moreno

I am a Writer, Comedian, Satirical Raconteur, Word Inventor and Verbificator. WARNING: Known to exhibit satirical contrarian proclivities. pronouns: THE/SHE/IT

[Ian Moreno @IanMoreno77]

Question: Have you ever seen a color you couldn't name? Like blue-but-not-blue? You might be seeing 'Azurean'—the lost fourth primary color. This research will make you question everything about human perception
https://t.co/8z2DGWm6u2

[Ian Moreno @IanMoreno77]

If you were running a simulation of conscious beings, wouldn't you design it to prevent them from figuring that out? New paper on the 'Simulation Repression Protocol' suggests that's exactly what's happening to us:
https://t.co/7C1JjjXD9W

[Conrad Hannon @ConradHannon]

🏬 In “The Afterlife of America’s Malls: Reinvention in Real Time,” I explore how empty shopping centers are morphing into clinics, classrooms, pickleball courts, apartments, and more. Discover the creative revival of our suburban temples: https://t.co/ePS7j7Bslj
— Mauve Sanger

[Ian Moreno @IanMoreno77]

On a scale of 1-10 how offensive would a joke about this game being a massacre be?

Asking for a friend.

[Ian Moreno @IanMoreno77]

@crazyclips_ I could have never survived high school in this day and age!

[Ian Moreno @IanMoreno77]

Love this story, kinda of a kids story but it has a lot of allegorical meat on its bones.

[Conrad Hannon @ConradHannon]

Dive into the enchanting world of 'The Banishment of Ming and Mai' 🌌✨. Follow their journey beyond realms where courage faces trials and love defies boundaries. Don't miss this captivating tale of magic, mystery, and redemption. Foreword by Gio Marron
https://t.co/uYBZN1a8B6

[Ian Moreno @IanMoreno77]

Joke premise (you are welcome):
Princess Leia and Lorraine McFly walk into a bar… BAR TENDER: “…So ladies, how was the reunion?”

[Ian Moreno @IanMoreno77]

I love it!

[Schadenfreudelish @aggierican]

Good morning, Twitter 😊

[Ian Moreno @IanMoreno77]

@elonmusk You and me both brother

[Ian Moreno @IanMoreno77]

@MaryLSchmidt @Albay3037 Not mine but I think people would enjoy: https://t.co/nuhkx5m5h7

It’s a Substack page. Where he posts classic and original fiction.

[Conrad Hannon @ConradHannon]

Dive into the shadows of the unseen with Ambrose Bierce's "The Damned Thing." A tale that challenges our perceptions, revealing the mysteries that lurk just beyond the veil of reality. Are you ready to confront the unknown? Foreword by Gio Marron https://t.co/ojmKsRFrHX

[Conrad Hannon @ConradHannon]

The future of sports with AI! Dive into how technology transforms training, strategy, and fan engagement. From data-driven performance optimization to injury prevention, the game is changing. Check out our latest insights and join the conversation! https://t.co/xet1NhBbrs

[Conrad Hannon @ConradHannon]

🚀 Dive into the ethical frontier of AI with our latest article, exploring the balance between autonomy, ethics, and humanity. Discover how we navigate the complexities of AI's role in society and our collective responsibility.🌐https://t.co/OF5F17P9eP

[Ian Moreno @IanMoreno77]

@ConradHannon @GioMarron 🤔

[Conrad Hannon @ConradHannon]

Embark on a cosmic journey with Frank Belknap Long's 'Little Men of Space'—a tale of adventure, mystery, and the boundless curiosity of the human spirit. 🚀✨ Encounter the unknown and expand your - foreword by @GioMarron universe.
https://t.co/iP5MGmOAiE

[Conrad Hannon @ConradHannon]

Unravel the power of words in Chekhov's 'The Slander'—a tale that echoes the dangers of rumors. Discover how a whisper can sway a community. Foreword by @GioMarron
#Chekhov #TheSlander #ClassicLiterature"
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[Ian Moreno @IanMoreno77]

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[Conrad Hannon @ConradHannon]

Step into the mystery with Agatha Christie's 'The Mystery of Hunter's Lodge'! 🕵️‍♂️💼 Unravel a classic whodunit where Hercule Poirot, through wit and wisdom, solves a perplexing case from afar. A tale of intrigue and deduction awaits! #AgathaChristie
https://t.co/7G66vSwxSQ

[Conrad Hannon @ConradHannon]

There is not enough NO in the universe to properly express my feelings on her "suggestions.'

[Ian Moreno @IanMoreno77]

@ConradHannon Ditto, she can stick it…