Ian Oppenlander

Oregon State Alumni - Making life one long weekend

[Ian Oppenlander @IanOppie]

If you have ever eaten a carrot before check out this cool video about Carrot Seed production in Jefferson County 🥕 https://t.co/c9cohmVoCG

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@HamHamlin @ring You take being a Bears fan too far… 😂

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@SOOOFine3 @kmatthews_3 @kmatthews_3

[Ian Oppenlander @IanOppie]

The GOAT!!! Over 70 HDB

Cash the Check 🤑

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Joey Chestnut's eating records:

🍴 76 hot dogs & buns / 10 minutes
🍴 182 large chicken wings / 30 minutes
🍴 121 Twinkies / 6 minutes
🍴 257 Donettes / 6 minutes
🍴 390 shrimp wontons / 8 minutes
🍴 165 pierogi / 8 minutes
🍴 45 pulled pork sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 53 soft beef tacos / 10 minutes
🍴 30 fish tacos / 5 minutes
🍴 126 3" tacos / 8 minutes
🍴 54 cow-brain tacos / 8 minutes
🍴 82 small carnitas tacos / 8 minutes
🍴 103 slider burgers / 8 minutes
🍴 52 small cheeseburgers / 10 minutes
🍴 23 meat pies / 10 minutes
🍴 141 hard boiled eggs / 8 Minutes
🍴 12 lbs fried asparagus / 10 minutes
🍴 13.76 lbs pork rib meat / 12 minutes
🍴 20 corned beef sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 4.375 3-lb apple pies / 8 minutes
🍴 23 6" cheesesteaks / 10 minutes
🍴 5.9 lbs funnel cake / 10 minutes
🍴 81 mutton sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 118 jalapeno poppers / 10 minutes
🍴 36 pepperoni rolls / 10 minutes
🍴 9 lbs 6 oz smoked pulled pork / 10 minutes
🍴 6 lbs 5 oz horseshoe sandwiches / 12 minutes
🍴 62 pulled pork sliders / 10 minutes
🍴 7lbs shrimp / 8 minutes
🍴 28.5 canteen sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 30 gyros / 10 minutes
🍴 61.5 pork roll sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 14.5 lbs burritos / 10 minutes
🍴 14.5 lbs pie / 8 minutes
🍴 102 tamales / 12 minutes
🍴 384 gyoza dumplings / 10 minutes
🍴 25 pastrami half-sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 15 large bowls gumbo / 8 minutes
🍴 25.5 ice cream sandwiches / 6 minutes
🍴 47 grilled cheese sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 28 lbs poutine / 10 minutes
🍴 21 lbs shrimp cocktail / 8 minutes
🍴 13 lbs salt potatoes / 10 minutes
🍴 9.35 lbs whole turkey / 10 minutes
🍴 7.5 pizza hut calzones / 10 minutes
🍴 56 sausage & cheese kolaches / 8 minutes
🍴 185 croquetas / 8 minutes
🍴 43 pepperoni rolls / 10 minutes
🍴 6.5 2-foot pizza slices / 10 minutes
🍴  27 beef brisket bbq sandwiches / 10 minutes
🍴 81 waffles / 8 minutes
🍴 10 cups ramen / under 2 minutes
🍴 17.5 lbs cherry pie / 8 minutes
🍴 15.75 lbs bologna / 8 minutes
🍴 46 cheesesteak egg rolls / 8 minutes

Source: Major League Eating

[Ian Oppenlander @IanOppie]

….the highest of highs and the lowest of lows

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IS THIS WHAT HARD DRUGS FEEL LIKE?!?

[Oregon State Baseball @BeaverBaseball]

ALL GRIT. NO QUIT.

TIE BALLGAME!!!!!!!!!

[Ian Oppenlander @IanOppie]

The CHAMP is coming home 🌭
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[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

I’m thrilled to be returning to the Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest. This event means the world to me. It’s a cherished tradition, a celebration of American culture, and a huge part of my life. (1/3)

[Ian Oppenlander @IanOppie]

THE BEAVS ARE HOT 🔥 🦫 🪓 🪓 🪓 🪓

[Oregon State Baseball @BeaverBaseball]

The legend grows 📈

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BEAVSSSSSSSSS

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

WHAT A COMEBACK BY THE BEAVERS 🦫

Oregon State trailed Florida State 4-1 with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th and won the game in extras!

[NCAA Baseball @NCAABaseball]

BEAVERS WALK IT OFF

(8) @BeaverBaseball defeats (9) FSU, 5-4, to take Game 1 of the series.

#RoadToOmaha

[NCAA Baseball @NCAABaseball]

BEAVS ARE HEADED TO SUPERS 👏

(8) @BeaverBaseball defeats USC, 9-0, to advance to Super Regionals.

#RoadToOmaha

[NCAA Men's Wrestling @NCAAWrestling]

WE CALL HIM CAPTAIN AMERICA 🫡

(2) Wyatt Hendrickson of @CowboyWrestling defeats (1) Gable Steveson of Minnesota 5-4, claiming the heavyweight national title.

#NCAAWrestling

[Ian Oppenlander @IanOppie]

@kmatthews_3 X2

[Jason Mauck @jasonmauck1]

I love a good info graphic

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PAC 2 CHAMPS BABY!!!!

[Oregon State Football @BeaverFootball]

Don’t lose to the Cougs #dammed

[Ian Oppenlander @IanOppie]

@CoachDodd72 Let’s drink away our sadness in Mexico

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Oregon State fans are ready to move on after losing four straight:

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@Anfine1 They get 4 hours then I’m right back on board with that

[Ian Oppenlander @IanOppie]

I’m about to say something that you will only ever hear me say once in my life…

Sco Ducks 🦆

I hope they beat that rat Jonathan Smith by 90 tonight

[Ian Oppenlander @IanOppie]

It’s me, I’m guys.

[lex @alexarumberg]

guys will be like “sorry i have a lot on my plate right now” and it is literally just their job and preparation for their fantasy football league draft