Ian Perley

Cats, Bread. Breadcats. Birbs. Puns. Pusheen. Prinnies! Dood! Other stuff, doods! Woot Woot!

[Ian Perley @IanPerley]

A short story about a cat. Who's a Pineapple. I love it.

Don't miss Ep. 1: Pineapple cat tries to fit in of #Pineapple Cat (H).
https://t.co/9VlMi1VRzb #WEBTOON

[Ian Perley @IanPerley]

@sarobertson_ It's strange he says we Canadians don't have a sense of humour, which is weird because we tend to laugh when they continually show us what a joke he and his boss are. 🤷‍♂️

[Julia @Julia_CaSsian]

I bought a Logitech wheel, i loved Forza Horizon 6 so i wanted to get into racing games. I subbed to EA Play to try the F1 game but during the time trial this happened, i guess i wasted my money

[Ian Perley @IanPerley]

@Acyn As a Canadian I really really want to just litter the entire border with wind turbines now. Every square inch from BC to New Brunswick, nothing but wind turbines. Pointed north so that every time this blowhard speaks, we get infinite free power.

[Ian Perley @IanPerley]

@Wilson__Valdez It's going to be so predictably, tragically funny when he Fettermen's the fuck out of Democrats. (If he's elected)

I can't wait for the inevitable "How could we have seen this coming?!" shocked pikachu faces.

[Ian Perley @IanPerley]

@Okami13_ They really need a morale system in these types of games. I don't care how dedicated you are to your guard job, if a criminal can make your team float in the air, hurl fire at another guard, and teleport behind another guy... I'm sorry there's no way I'm continuing to fight that.

[Ian Perley @IanPerley]

@messedupfoods I'm usually one to defend tipping in conversations, and often try to tip generously myself when eating in a proper restaurant if I'm able to. But to basically suggest a 40% tip off the bat is pretty darned ballsy, not going to lie.

[Ian Perley @IanPerley]

@olahf84 @llVllisanthrope @Feralyn_vt "I can't reach the brakes, Dayo!" 😆

[Ian Perley @IanPerley]

@w_paladin40185 @Feralyn_vt Well shucks howdy! 😁

[Ian Perley @IanPerley]

@DylanSaldarria4 @Feralyn_vt FillianIsLost? ❌ 😅
FiliianHasFoundYouAndIsOnRoute! ✅ 😱

[Ian Perley @IanPerley]

@Tailmoth @Feralyn_vt Ironmouse is probably the safest pick, but only if you donate some of your winnings to the IDF to balance karma out. 😅

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

Again, there is no rational, face value explanation for their behavior. There is no world where you treat the last president's age/health as the most vital thing on the planet, hanging on his every word and just ignore the current president. None.

[Ian Perley @IanPerley]

@SJWheeljack I thought this was the head of Disney, their P-C3O, my mistake! 😁

[Ian Perley @IanPerley]

@KumiVT G'day and Good morning Butter Birdgirl 😄 🧈🪶

[Casual Kain @Casual_Kain]

@KumiVT What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"

[🇨🇦Wayne🇨🇦 @Reil76]

The mayors of Alberta’s two largest cities are standing up for Canada, and it deserves to be recognized.

Edmonton Mayor Andrew Knack called out the UCP’s “separatist agenda” directly, warning it’s creating “severe economic uncertainty” that will kill investment and cost jobs. His words: “Moving forward with a referendum to do another referendum does nothing to help, and wastes our money. It is a distraction from the issues facing everyday Albertans.” 

Knack says he’s already getting calls from the business community asking whether they should still invest in Edmonton. “It harms our ability to attract economic investment, which in turn affects municipalities’ financial sustainability, which in turn affects people’s property taxes.” 

Calgary Mayor Jeromy Farkas went further, calling the referendum push a sign of weak leadership from Premier Smith’s government, and warning that the uncertainty alone is enough to deter investment and damage Calgary’s economy. 

These are the mayors of the cities that would bear the greatest economic cost of separation. They’re not fringe voices. They’re the people responsible for keeping businesses open, keeping workers employed, and keeping taxes manageable for ordinary Albertans.

This isn’t Ottawa talking. This isn’t central Canada fear-mongering. This is Edmonton and Calgary saying: enough.

Vote no in October.

[🌏World of Io/IOverse @worldofioyt]

New D&D Short!
Their sibling energy is incredible 😂
#ttrpg #dnd #dnd5e

[Douglas Connors - Kindness Is Power (he/him) @calmecam]

@JJ_McCullough No, you don't 😂

But your paycheque depends on you tweeting that you do.

You know that of all times to wear it, this would have been it, but you sold your soul, so here you are, you half-baked lasagna

😂

#LoserTalk

[Pierre @pierrehardrock]

@JJ_McCullough It's more than a choice, it's a respectful custom. Since you're a smart man, the context omission is almost certainly for political reasons. From page 8: Guide for the Wearing of Orders at https://t.co/obHHFtskjz

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

You put one of my tweets on your stream and said "hope you haven't k*lled yourself yet"...and then my mentions and DMs were flooded with your supporters telling me to k*ll myself.

Like who do you think you're fooling dude?

Just an utterly shameless person.

[Jason Scott 🇨🇦 @JasonOnTheDrums]

#ableg. #cndpoli #canpoli

This pretty much sums up the ENTIRE separatist movement

Blame Trudeau
Target Children
Double Down

The absolute worst people.