Ian Moffett

[Ian Moffett @IanRMoffett]

@johngreen I humbly suggest Photosynthesis (Tune: "Auld Lang Syne"). The Biochemists' Songbook, by Harold Baum #TheAnthropoceneReviewed

[Ian Moffett @IanRMoffett]

@smartereveryday Astronaut. I'd say I'm half way there

[Ian Moffett @IanRMoffett]

@AdlerPlanet @chicagobotanic Oooo. Does it come with the perchlorates too?

[Ian Moffett @IanRMoffett]

@AsapSCIENCE Please change title. Gibbons are not monkeys, they have no tail. They are lesser apes.

[Ralphie May @Ralphie_May]

I hope when I die people make jokes about me, don't cry for me. Life is great.

[Ian Moffett @IanRMoffett]

Planes control the sky's, rockets conquer them.

[Ian Moffett @IanRMoffett]

Day one!

[Ian Moffett @IanRMoffett]

Just lost $10 and 1100 calories #BecauseFutbol #BrazilvsGermany #1-7 #humiliation

[Nathan Richardson @Nathanrichard24]

There's no such thing as amish buddhist, I'm pretty fucking sure. #WolfOfWallStreet #buddi #cacti #I don'tknowwhothefuckrudyis @IanRMoffett

[Ian Moffett @IanRMoffett]

@SethMacFarlane since you are friends with @neiltyson you should ask him if he would narrate the casper planetarium's new show #exoplanets

[Ian Moffett @IanRMoffett]

@neiltyson I still think it would be awesome of you if you narrated the casper planetarium's new show #exoplanets

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

Scientists have discovered that the Universe is expanding faster than people care.

[Ian Moffett @IanRMoffett]

Everyone - tell @neiltyson he should narrate the casper Planetarium's new show exoplanets #exoplanet #tellyourfriends

[Ian Moffett @IanRMoffett]

@neiltyson Would you be willing to narrate the Casper Planetarium's upcoming show, "Exoplanets"?

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

I refuse to discuss "paralipsis" because it's silly to avoid a rhetorical device in such a way as to actually bring it up.

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

Sex is the leading cause of people.

[Ian Moffett @IanRMoffett]

"you are not a unique and beautiful snow flake"-fight club