Ian Rapocock

GHFL insider or sum like that or whateva

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

3/3)

It’s a tough road ahead for GM Moll & maybe I don’t know how the league works but I do believe that this is a possibility.

#Pray4Moll #Thisisfantasy

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

1/3)

The Guac Hahn Week 12 Yoff Picture is about to be set but is it here to stay?

Could we see a 4th team, specially GM Moll, from the Luca Division sneak in to the yoffs?

Here is what needs to happen…

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

2/3)

GM Rozay loses out 7-7
GM Luce wins out 8-6
GM Pattercock ends the season 7-7

GM Moll will need to win out 7-7 & put up more overall points than GM Pattercock to sneak into the yoffs.

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

@titsinmyeyes It’s been a Rough season for GM Rozay but we could see him catch a break in week 8 & 9 taking on GM Blount’s cupcake team and a sad GM Scuzz team.

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

Here’s the Guac Hahn rundown after wild week 6 rundown:

GM Patterson and Moll both get hot on a 3 win streak after going 3 & out to start the season

GM Scuzz gets his fist win after an 0-5 start

And GM Vello takes out 5-0 GM Rondeau

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

Teams to watch this week:

GM Rozay continues to fight a tough schedule going into week 7 against GM rondeau.

And GM Patterson takes on GM Rose in an effort to open the Rondo division in a race for first, if all goes his way.

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

“Fortunately for our squad, we got some key rest this past week due to a cupcake game vs. GM Blount and are heading into this matchup as healthy as we’ve been all season. We’re feeling confident and looking forward to a competitive matchup between the two division leaders.”

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

Big week’s ahead for GM Vello’s fantasy team making a push for his second championship appearance.

Big points out of Jonathan Taylor and Mark Andrews will put him at the top of the Luca division

Week 6 GM Vello looks to put a stop an evenly matched 5-0 GM Rondeau

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

We have reached out and are waiting for a statement from GM Rondeau.

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

@DanCottonsworth Bad move IMO. Test levels increase with MNF yealding a bunch of field goal kicks. Trust science.

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

#Thisisfantasy

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

*BREAKING*

DUI charges dismissed! I asked Gordon for a statement... here was his response

“I wouldn’t be in this situation if it were for my drunk a*** bum of a GM. No way I’m playing for that fool again next year” - Gordon

@JBlount97 could not be reached for questioning.

[Rotoworld Football @rotoworld_fb]

DUI charges against Melvin Gordon dismissed https://t.co/QClxRz9Jxy

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

*BREAKING*

Fantasy Gods have reached out to GM Ben-Zeeve speaking on GM Rozays attitude this week

“Kids a total dick” - Fantasy gods on GM Rozay

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

That Monday morning feeling... have a great week to everyone except Luca. -Rapocock

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

Guacamole Hahn reporters Twitter is a safe space. No politics. Just @sbell13567 scuzzing around

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

Rapocuck... has a nice ring to it. Tell ur ex wife and ur girl I said whaddup and hml soon. Thx

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

Lol sit down Dan C, you’re not even a reporter...

[Biolnvsctro24 @DanCottonsworth]

*BREAKING NEWS* @mcdickies has just informed us that GM Rose is selling his signed Jackson Mahomes poster off his wall to raise team cap space? Is this allowed?? @TroyTaintman @IanRapocock GM Rose’s prize possession listed below starting at $100,000.

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

*CONFIRMED VIRGIN*

[Ian Rapocock @IanRapocock]

*BREAKING*

Rumors now circulating around the league that GM Rondeau is a virgin. He has been spotted walking around LETMESEETHEMTDs front office wearing a storm trooper costume.

Source: “This guy is a virgin”

More to follow...