carson mccabbage

A short king (he/him)

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[carson mccabbage @IanStewart22]

I need Gatorade 2-liters

[carson mccabbage @IanStewart22]

Black Widow - Iggy Azalea, Rita Ora

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

notice how it had ZERO trouble using the door handle correctly,

[carson mccabbage @IanStewart22]

megan smid related to macklemore fr

[Josh Campbell @joshscampbell]

The AR-15 style rifle is the weapon of choice for the nation's deadliest mass shooters.

Here's why:

[inés 🇵🇸 @ine8s]

so much work went into this, I hope you love it! 🧡

"you're on your own, kid" words by Taylor Swift, art by me :)

[carson mccabbage @IanStewart22]

contraverShe

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

This summer wasn’t very Slide by Calvin Harris (feat. Frank Ocean and Migos) if you ask me

[carson mccabbage @IanStewart22]

she felt cute

[Cheesemeister @Cheesemeister3k]

"Mario games teach us that even if something is essentially the same, psychologically it can be completely different. This example is very easy to understand."

[carson mccabbage @IanStewart22]

y'all this is too much. reform. now.

[Akron Beacon Journal @beaconjournal]

Girl, 4, dies after someone shoots into crowd; police lock down Akron Children's Hospital https://t.co/J9g3DMM0NV

[carson mccabbage @IanStewart22]

too much swag, not enough time

[carson mccabbage @IanStewart22]

i was so gay i couldn't tie my shoes til the 3rd grade #PrideMonth

[S A M M Y @samuelhmorrison]

my gay roommate and i auditioned for the same gay role and we just found out they cast james corden

[carson mccabbage @IanStewart22]

um nope. incorrect.

[carson mccabbage @IanStewart22]

@PeriodicBen twitter for android

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

whenever i have a weird interaction w another person im always like “was it me? was i the weird one?” and then i remember that the world is burning to the ground

[Glow✰ @gIowiny]

found out that the reason I dont miss people is because of ADHD 😭 it really is out of sight out of mind