Ian Stewart 🍁

[ek65 news and updates™ @goaliepilled]

i feel genuinely sad for hockey fans who are only in it for the yaoi and whimsy moments bc you’re missing out on the joys of reaching the worst states of despair anyone has ever experienced while discussing contracts with your oomfs.

[Forecheck Establisher @Canussy_PR]

Friedge fr

[ek65 news and updates™ @goaliepilled]

the pittsburgh penguins: we signed some people to some low-risk contracts to see how they do :)
the san jose sharks: EVERYONE GETS 6 MILLION DOLLARS. APPLY NOW IF YOU TOO WANT SIX MILLION DOLLARS.

[cly @tribecalledrags]

(3am in bed with wife)
Wife: Fuck the baby’s crying again. It’s your turn
Me: Okay okay I’m going
My infant son who is also Elliotte Friedman: Hearing poop to my diaper. There is word that I need mommy. 1 year x 2 hours of sleep AAV

[Lachlan Irvine @LachInTheCrease]

Congrats to the Golden Knights, who got EXACTLY what they deserved: the single worst goaltending performance in Stanley Cup history. Puck don't lie.

[RTB 🧀🔥 @ST4RONYX]

who put micah parsons up there 😭😭😭

[Connor McDavid @cmcdavid97]

Bahamas in the morning #pumped

[The Mug NHL @TheMugNHL]

The Edmonton Oilers switching out Connor Ingram for Tristan Jarry is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.

[san jose hockey western european pr department @hockeyjtm]

i cannot believe they are openly calling him illiterate on the team account

[Ian Stewart 🍁 @IanStewart98]

@Lourlo @drewlevin

[xan @G59_Xan]

i’m gonna lovebomb my wife (love her unconditionally) for 70 years then ghost her (die)

[Ian Stewart 🍁 @IanStewart98]

@ma____rlegit @fubar14 @bkAK47 @FriedgeHNIC Italy by far worse

[xTech @xTechHockey]

I can't believe I have to go from watching Mackinnon, Crosby, Makar & Celebrini to watching the Vancouver Canucks

[MajorMalhotra 🫎 @MajorMoose_]

Since we signed Eddie

Hughes traded
Miller traded
Tocchet left
No playoffs
Last in the league

Biggest cancer of all time?

[🧀 Chris 🧀 @SeeColes]

Caleb every time he drops back to throw!!!!

Oooooo Micah youuuuu Fasttt FAST!!!

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Jordan Love once Toyotathon starts

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

NEW: The Packers now have a commanding 73% chance to win the NFC North on Kalshi.