Ian Tan

[Ian Tan @IanTan96]

The barrier between life and death will be shrouded in mystery always

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Ian Tan @IanTan96]

@irinaamin Love you baby ❤️

[Ian Tan @IanTan96]

Your opinions and thoughts about other people is a reflection of yourself

[Ian Tan @IanTan96]

Tell me why KFC of all places is playing Argy 🤣🤣🤣

[Ian Tan @IanTan96]

I will not be posting on this platform owned by a piece of shit human, please find me on

https://t.co/Cj6qYZkkEx

[The Futurizts @TheFuturizts]

Petronas is in trouble.

And the rakyat is going to suffer from it.

The oil and gas giant is expected to lose 30% of its revenue due to the gas distribution agreement with Petroleum Sarawak (Petros).

Read on to understand what’s happening. 🧵

[Ian Tan @IanTan96]

@wokaydan Keep going brother

[Ian Tan @IanTan96]

@wokaydan Truffle pizza tambah truffle pls

[Ian Tan @IanTan96]

@umarmaggi Same reason as why Dominoes failed in Italy & Taco Bell failed in Mexico....

[Ian Tan @IanTan96]

@DuncanMhor @NoContextBrits As a Malaysian we don't claim him as one of ours, we're chill people I swear 😭

[Ian Tan @IanTan96]

@IvanChanYK Friday 1

[KucingKerongKuantan @KlutzyKucing]

Tan Sri Tony, the founder of AirAsia, arrives in Kuala Lumpur. He enters a nasi lemak shop and orders a nasi lemak.

The waiter nods and says, "That'll be 10 cents, Tan Sri."

Surprised, Tony replies, "Wow, that's cheap!" and hands over the Ringgit.

The bartender smiles and says, "We aim to beat the competition. We're the cheapest nasi lemak in Malaysia."

“Malaysia Boleh," Tony responds.

Then the bartender notices, "Tan Sri, you don't have a fork and spoon. That'll be three Ringgit for one of ours."

Tony sighs but pays up. He takes his nasi lemak and goes to sit down.

“Sorry," the waiter adds, "there's a two Ringgit charge to sit unless you booked online for just one Ringgit."

Annoyed, Tony takes a sit and places his bag on the seat next to him.

“Tan Sri, you're taking up two seats. You'll need an extra spot for another two Ringgit," says the waiter.

Frustrated, Tony stands up, places his nasi lemak on the table, and shouts, "This is ridiculous! Do you know who I am? I want to speak to the manager!"

“Of course, Tan Sri," replies the bartender.

"I've had enough," says Tony angrily. "I came for a meal and this is how I'm treated? I want to speak to the manager!"

"Certainly, Tan Sri," the bartender says cheerfully. "You can contact him via the messaging feature in our apps.”

"I'll never come back to this restaurant!" Tony screams.

“That's fine, Tan Sri, but remember we're the only restaurant in Malaysia selling nasi lemak for 10 cents."

[Ian Tan @IanTan96]

What dip? Just zoom out bro

[Ian Tan @IanTan96]

@correctcrack The drones can get better shots of the UFOs man

[Ian Tan @IanTan96]

@kipaspanas @AJA_Cortes @bowchickabawow_ SG is a better option but you pay 3.5x more in though. KL's traffic isn't nearly as bad as Bangkok or Jakarta.

[Luke🫪 @Iatics]

Fair

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

(having sex with the eye doctor) is this better or worse? better? or worse?