Sloth Spice

(they/them) BCBA. Nerd. Sloths.

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

So pumped to see @syscband on Sunday, again!

Also making it a life goal to do the guest feature in Life As A Soap Opera, live, some day.

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

@linemade666 HELL YEAH!!!

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

@addviolins Yeah Michigan prices are dirt cheap comparatively! I always have friends asking about it!

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

@linemade666 Wait, y'all are here? I would have come said hi while I'm also in town lol!

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

@skitchintweets So funny realizing we were on the EXACT SAME Chicago schedule. Also got home today!

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

The best part about Blissmas was when @andycomplains performed a curated selection of Shakespeare monologues!

"Alas poor Yorick! I knew him well!"

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

@skitchintweets Oh buddy. Let me know if I can help with anything.

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

@LostInSunnySide I know Rhett and Link (they're hilarious, and I do recommend), but that's it.

We're getting old.

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

@paladinofsteel Fair. I'll allow it.

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

@brendan905 Holy shit. I forgot Whataburger is here. May eat meat again tomorrow just for that!

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

@counterparts905 Thank you 🩷

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

@counterparts905 I love that for you, but please still call everyone diaper babies for me.

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

Hey @brendan905, you okay? Why are you being so nice to us? You gotta call us pussys and tell us to move our fucking asses.

#furnacefest #ff24 #counterparts

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

@brendan905 Why? I heard some weirdos are playing a pre-show, better to show up tomorrow.

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

@LostInSunnySide Just watched a video of how we needed to gatekeep Kublai Khan more to stop the rowing in the pits. But this is worse.

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

@LostInSunnySide I had to walk to school, uphill, in both directions! But really I had to walk about a half mile to the stop.

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

I have no power in this, but if Twitter has any magic left, this will happen...

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

So pumped to see @syscband on Sunday, again!

Also making it a life goal to do the guest feature in Life As A Soap Opera, live, some day.

[Sloth Spice @IanTheStarSloth]

I've been beyond stressed/depressed for the last 2 months, and it really hurt that I couldn't get the break I was hoping for with the @betterlovers debut show, since it sold out.

But I have the GREATEST friends, and @arkh4m_ got me!

See you in July, afterall, @jordanbuckley!