alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians

former tweeter. on the other one now, with the sky. he/him/hey there pal.

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

"Elevated horror" just means they were too lazy to write a rap about the plot to play over the credits.

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

How I feel when I manage to regularly water a single hanging flower basket for a couple weeks.

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

There are about 6 FB accounts pretending to be my mom but they're only tricking family members I fuckin' hate so I'm letting 'em ride.

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

She's been our roomate for 10 years now. Continue to send thoughts and prayers, please.

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

Cartoons I'd punch on sight:
Mayor Humdinger
Jimmy Pesto
(I'm just a) Bill
Sandy Cheeks (get out of the water, idiot)

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

Finally

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

@BigSnugALot

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

ALL WE SEE IS
CINEMA PEEPEE
CINEMA POOPOO
CINEMA PEEPEE

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

Update: only 20 left to find...

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

Every 12 hours...

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

My dog's butthole exploded today, how y'all holding up out there?

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

@aftie_j Yup, that's nearly word for word what they warned me! This dog keeps getting more and more interesting!

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

My dog's butthole exploded today, how y'all holding up out there?

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

@BigSnugALot

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

Ridley is a master.

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

I'm officially 40 today and I've decided against haircuts until 45. No further questions.

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

@BigSnugALot That's going on my resume

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

@BigSnugALot My man Snug:

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

Hell House LLBean

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

@evilseed864 She's deteriorating rapidly but I suspect she has another 15 years in her. Cryptkeeper lookin' ass dog.

[alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians @IanWillNot]

Ain't she grand?