They say confession is good for the soul so I'm going to confess. I'm jealous. I'm jealous of JD Vance. Little known fact, he was "technically" Protestant until 2019 but really an atheist. He was Protestant like I'm Jewish....technically but not really. Then in 2019, he sold his soul t Peter Theil, one of the oligarchs who rarely gives interviews cause he's so socially awkward. Thiel makes him a Senator, assigns him an immigrant wife, then makes it so he becomes Vice President. He potentially may be President, by succession, not election....cause Trump is deteriorating fast. Then run for President and lose and live a quiet life with my second wife, who is the widow of my good friend who was tragically murdered. He'd become like either Walter Mondale or Gerald Ford depending on if Trump lasts.
I'm jealous cause I could have sold my soul to Peter Thiel and gave up my beliefs and live JD's life. This was totally in my realm is possibilities. However, credit where it's due, he played his cards well....I just wish I did....like how I wish I invented the Post-It....Damn it!
JD Vance said White People can stop apologizing for being White....what an f'n relief....I can stop running up to every minority who enters my purview and apologizing....it was so damn time consuming.