Ian Anderson

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

I’m so so hungry for a 2 point performance out of my flex right now.

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

Hey, @realDonaldTrump

Would be so sick to golf with you sometime. Schedule is pretty open you just need to let me know when it works for you.

#SixHandicap

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

USA getting hosed by the refs!

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

Attention!!! @realDonaldTrump Iran is not our main focus. Take out the terrorist in Los Angeles. The Rams are close to developing nuclear bombs. YOU MUST ACT NOW!

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

@MrBeast I thought Feastables were a more affordable bar. Correct me if I’m wrong, but this is not more affordable than your lead competitor @Hersheys

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

Scheffler just said “back nine” at The Masters. What are the repercussions for world number 1??

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

@J_Mish17 @MikeShipley09 @lorber_ry @wethingtonCoach @FlatgroundBats Stud

[Jackson Mishler @J_Mish17]

Uncommitted Soph JUCO SS
Season stats (30 games)
Record 25-5 / #19 national ranking
AVG .390 (39-100) / RBI 20 / 13 SB
6 2B / 1 3B / 1 HR
Team captain / 4.00 GPA
Walk off hit today in game 2
@lorber_ry @wethingtonCoach @FlatgroundBats

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

Just played golf with some friends and didn’t get given a 2 footer. Ended up lipping in for double.

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

This is Duke Basketball’s point guard, Cayden Boozer. Arrest him now!

[F.A. United States Attorney Bill Essayli @USAttyEssayli]

This is a federal crime. If anyone knows who this person is, please let us know. The @DHSgov tip line is 866-347-2423.

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

Unbelievable start by Iowa.

March is for the dreamers.

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

Iowa going from sweet to elite makes me want to share a picture I got of Ben McCollum a couple weeks ago on the bus.

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

Ben McCollum should never pay for anything ever again in Iowa City.

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

It’s not a lost cause. Thank you Big Mac. Never thought I’d see it again.
#WhiteButtonUp

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

What a massive get. If Ben can’t get shit right for Iowa MBB, I think it’s a lost cause. #WhiteButtonUp

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

It’s me. Charles Olivera. Happy birthday to you. LETS GO!!

CMON CHUCK!

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

BREAKING:

Madi and Katie have allegedly agreed to go separate ways. Madi was still mad for some reason, per sources.

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

As March arrives, all I can think about is my national champion losing to a 14 seed with a white guy that made 12 3’s and didn’t hit the rim once.

Nothing like it man.

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

U.S and Israel joint strike on Iran? Bad news.

I still want a footlong to be $5 again.#MakeItRight #BoycottCulvers2026

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

Pronouns… no.

First politician to make a footlong at subway $5 again, will get millions of votes. #FiveDollarFootlong

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Gov. Gavin Newsom says the Democratic Party needs to be more “culturally normal” and focus less on things like pronouns.

[Ian Anderson @Ian_Anderson5]

Really missing CJ Beathard right now.

Good player man.