Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, this evening, to the Foreign Press:
“First of all, I just want to say I'm alive, and you're all witnesses.
Now that I dispatched this piece of fake news, I want to give you an update on Operation Roaring Lion.
One of the best-preserved dinosaurs ever discovered. This fossilized nodosaurus is more than 112 million years old, and patterns are still visible on the skin.
The Pale Blue Dot is an iconic photograph of Earth taken by NASA's Voyager 1 Spacecraft on February 14, 1990.
When Voyager 1 was 3.7 billion miles (6 billion kilometers) miles from the sun, far beyond Neptune, mission managers commanded it to look back toward home for a final time. It snapped a series of 60 images to create the first "family portrait" of our solar system.
The picture known as the Pale Blue Dot shows Earth within a scattered ray of sunlight. Voyager 1 was so far away that Earth was just a point of light about a pixel in size.