Ian

In my 60's, live in Canberra, wife, 2 kids. Lord of my vast estate.

[Ian @Ian__P]

Just bowl at the stumps. #Ashes #AUSvENG

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Fair to say Oliie Robinson batted with zero resilience and zero intelligence. #Ashes #AUSvENG

[Ian @Ian__P]

The Aus brains trust seems to be taking a holiday today. #Ashes #AUSvENG

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@joncoopertweets What are the polls saying if you count sane people only?

[Ian @Ian__P]

@annaspargoryan Wrong! These are just plain wrong!

[Ian @Ian__P]

@JonesHowdareyou I think he's perfectly qualified to write "Being a Dickhead for Dickheads". He's the master.

[Ian @Ian__P]

@RpsAgainstTrump Unless "treasure" has been redefined to "a steaming pile of dogshit" he's fantasising.

[Ian @Ian__P]

@realTuckFrumper Thus reflecting the typical intelligence of Trump supporters.

[Ian @Ian__P]

Cappuccino in Seoul comes with cinnamon rather than chocolate.

[Ian @Ian__P]

I believe peak civilisation has been achieved.

[Ian @Ian__P]

@FairAusPol Only the voices in his head

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@theheraldsun Oh no! People wealthy enough to own investment properties asked to pay more tax. It's the end of the world!!!

[Ian @Ian__P]

@mashl87 @marklevy2gb Well we don't have the best referee in charge of the men's game

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@PatMaguire10 @WittaTwitta Anyone doing that should be forced to eat them in one sitting.

[Ian @Ian__P]

Tonight's episode of #4corners struck me as "we did this because we could (get access to people)" rather than being a particularly compelling story.

[Ian @Ian__P]

Nothing says "I love being permanently unemployed" as much as face tattoos. #4corners

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@CraigNorenbergs @RaidersCanberra You turned up. The team didn't.

[Ian @Ian__P]

@SpudBenBean Not many people watch Sky. Full stop.

[Ian @Ian__P]

@NrlConspiracies There was defence?

[Ian @Ian__P]

I guess the Cowboys aren't winning the competition this year. #nrltigerscowboys