King Andy ♛

Web & Game dev ︴Reality is largely negotiable

[King Andy ♛ @Ianandy18]

@StockzNCrypto “Get up nigga, the scam must scam"

[Dark Web Informer @DarkWebInformer]

🚨🇰🇪 A threat actor known as MrDarkRoot is selling a dataset allegedly containing citizen records from the Republic of Kenya, with a separate folder said to exist for each individual.

The actor claims complete records for 10 million people are exposed, including full names, dates and places of birth, national ID and passport numbers, parents' names, addresses, phone numbers, emails, banking and tax records, property and vehicle records, medical and vaccination history, criminal and judicial records, educational records, and passport-style photos, alongside extensive business registration data.

Claim is unverified.

💥 Stop guessing what's redacted. Paid subscribers see everything: https://t.co/281Qjc6p2J

[Heisenberg @aromeuloko00]

The day I knew football is cooked was when we piped City 5-1 last season, and the media and rival fans started dragging us instead of City. That shit still hilarious. 🤣

[Iyawo Šeško🧚🏾‍♀️ @Bruno21Assists]

E no get movie wey Chelsea never act for this league.😭😂😂

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

If you earn 50k a month, it will take you 5,000 months of working without spending to have saved up to 250 million. That is 417 years of working to have money that a mere CEC of a County Government has lying around in his bedroom. We are killing the future of Kenya

[Champagne Joshi @JoshWalkos]

Bro was genuinely scared to death. 😂 🤣

[Hilda, MPH @KinyiO]

Na watu hujam ukiwaambia to just drive well: Keep Left, indicate and overtake safely because bara bara ni yetu sote.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

izi blackberries zilikua zinamea kwa fence ndio mnataka kuuza kumi 200?

[Akamba @LogyBack]

When i said I feared the man I'd become if we won the league, this the type tweets I expected myself to be doing

[Kaynak Haber @KaynakNews]

Japonya’da sığır işkembesi, üzerindeki siyah tabaka tamamen ayrılana kadar karbonatlı su ve sıcak suyla özel olarak temizleniyor.

[King Andy ♛ @Ianandy18]

Any player Chelsea or Tottenham are interested in, avoid.

[𝐌 @MooreRMCF]

There’s a hack to scouting now.

Any attacker PSG are interested in, just try to sign them just know they’re elite.

Any defender Arsenal are interested in, try to sign them.

[𝐌 @MooreRMCF]

There’s a hack to scouting now.

Any attacker PSG are interested in, just try to sign them just know they’re elite.

Any defender Arsenal are interested in, try to sign them.

[christina ☁️ @stonemilfer]

My apple tree that I planted like 6 years ago is starting to bear fruit!

[King Andy ♛ @Ianandy18]

You start driving and realize 70% of kenyan drivers are poor drivers

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

An accident involving many cars recorded along Southern bypass.

[Gian Maria Volonté @obisingledigit]

You're older than Arteta.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

EACC detectives raid home of Nairobi County Chief Officer for Urban planning, recovers unknown amount of cash in graft probe

Video by Pkemoi Ng’enoh

[King Andy ♛ @Ianandy18]

I get offended when we are compared with Chelsea

[The Football Era @Footballera0]

Damn this is insane. Literally painted the whole city red 🔴

[Eric @amerix]

Kenya's cabinet secretary for health is asking for USD 20 million (KSh2.6 billion) to prepare for the first 100 Ebola cases.

Which Ebola cases? From where?

Ebola Billionaires.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Announcer: “Up next at this World Cup game… the penalty SHOOTOUT.”

Americans in the stands:

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy birthday, Vik! 🫱🫲