Ian

I’m the comedy equivalent of a Vietnam War reenactment.

[Ian @Iandbeforetime]

Nothing is sadder than a silent Taco Bell at 9:30pm on a weekday.

[Ian @Iandbeforetime]

Gonna live the rest of my life like the Fab Five are cheering me on from their couch

[Ian @Iandbeforetime]

@tylerthecreator @Converse @tylerthecreator gonna wear my Le Fleurs to @TheGarden Feb 24. You gonna sign em??

[Ian @Iandbeforetime]

@XXL @gucci1017 Thank God

[Ian @Iandbeforetime]

@olivia42069 I want you to think hard and fine tune your moral compass

[Ian @Iandbeforetime]

@AuggieVelarde @Sony @britneyspears @aibo_jp Missing my Neopets rn 😢😢 My Kacheek is dead for sure

[Ian @Iandbeforetime]

My cat must be a plastic connoisseur by now.

[Ian @Iandbeforetime]

#MyHappyPlaceIn4Words Knee Deep In Butter

[Ian @Iandbeforetime]

James Blake is the musical opposite of Migos

[Ian @Iandbeforetime]

Lindt chocolates are just an elaborate way to get you to lick someone’s balls

[Ian @Iandbeforetime]

“Like a bull in a china shop,” or as my grandpa used to say, “Like a bull in an Oriental shop”