MTALIBAN🖤🇰🇪

Everyday you have two choices: continue sleeping with your dreams or wake up and chase them✊

GOD FAO

[MTALIBAN🖤🇰🇪 @Ianke001]

Najua ni talking stage lakini huyu anaongea sana🤣

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

Sisi wa humble background lazima tukule nyama mwisho after kuclear mboga na ugali.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

the plot twist is realizing the problem with me is also me

[Masika. @Masika_039]

Hii ndio ile season Mps hutupigia simu kutujulia hali..

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Nimebadilisha alarm tune ikue makofi to appreciate me to wake up and start hatewatching on Morocco

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

Duale!!
You have a missed call!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[foreign kid⋆⁺ @XF0reignn]

ufala ni hating on someone juu dem alimchoose over you. King move ni kusema "sawa, next" then upgrade yourself. 💯

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Gossip ya wamama imeshika kwa matatu, karibu ata niwaambie waharakishe niko karibu kushuka😂😂

[Faith Odhiambo @FaithOdhiambo8]

Rūciü ni Thika. Kujeni na mbogi!

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Back in highschool, the CRE teacher was always the pregnant one 😂

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

After killing a cockroach

The ants 2 minutes later:

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Ukiwa nonchalant coworkers wanakuchukia ju ya kumind your own business, nkt😂🚮

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

20 Kenyans were killed during the fuel prices demonstration.

3 Kenyans were killed in Laikipia protesting against the scam Ebola quarantine facility.

No one has been arrested upto date.

This country is not safe anymore for Kenyans!!!!

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

The incompetent government is now in shock after their cooked Ebola cases did not go through.

I tell you there's nothing like Ebola, they want to help USA run with our minerals.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

I am eagerly waiting for that KTN expose on how foreigners are getting IDs.

There's some names itatetemesha nchi.

[Butcher🐐 @MOB_gathinji]

Dem mmoja ajitolee akuje tulale na yeye nimechoka kulala kama panga

[Kate🪔 @LadyKatln]

Najua I left home to change home lakini mniwekee mahindi kwa gari ikuje bana😭

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

It was God’s plan that Nigeria didn’t qualify for the World Cup; they could have been bullied so much by US. Trump hates Nigeria so much compared to Somalia

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Since DRC Congo burnt down the quarantine facilities, Ebola has suddenly disappeared.

I am learning something.

[Butcher🐐 @MOB_gathinji]

Ukikaa sana bila kuenda ushago utapata ngo'mbe ilipewa jina yako