Ian Waweru

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

I filed Nil returns successful, I expect roads to be constructed immediately.

[yo @xharppp]

Codeine crazy by future is one of the most important songs of the century.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The fastest way to kill a good idea is asking ten people what they think.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Nikipata pesa mzuri najirudishia shukrani hio side ya nguo man I've been dressing like a homeless mf for so long

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

8 year old me planning to go and start my own life after being punished at home

[She ghost(s)🌸🩷 @itz_Njeriii]

Kama Bado uko campus please have as much sex as you can😂
Huku nje hatupati shiet😭

[Connoisseur @pusy123lol]

Children who used to spin until they were dizzy are now Alcoholics

[the meji. @mejitwo]

I miss my prime era (finishing a book in a day)

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

"Connected without internet" is up there on the top two list of ragebaits😭

[Florah @FayChep476320]

The shoe can attend corporate functions, funerals, churches, sports, state functions and used to shower 😂😂

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's official: Bruno Fernandes is the best player in the Premier League 👍

[🌟🌟 @joga5bonito]

Group projects have taught me that some people really can sleep at night knowing they contribute absolutely nothing to society.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

I've been in school since I was 5, nigga I'm tired😭

[Ku Nasser 🇹🇿 @IamHaxx]

Hatewatch delayed is not hatewatch denied.

[Ankita @Ankiii_i]

chess is the only game that can make you feel like a genius and a fool within the same minute

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Adding geologist to my CV after hitting rock bottom>>>>

[Normcore🇦🇷 @_mokaya0]

"*Class rep* typing"

[Issah ®️®️ @Slimpinguine]

Salary ya 20k drug test ya ninii

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

Fantasy premier league died a natural death