Larry's Journal

Professional shit talker. I say the things you think every day. I've chronicled my exploits in a series of books now available on Amazon. Toodles!

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Larry's Journal: Vol 1 will be free on Amazon this weekend, May 30 - 31. RT and laugh your dick balls off. #comedy
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@nottjmiller This book will make you laugh those titty bags off. You're welcome. Toodles.

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I will prick stomp the next dick nibbler I hear use the word "bae". #toodles #LarryIsReal

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@aj_cutright It happens!

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It's a beautiful day in Zamunda.

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When ur in the corner of the kitchen lookin like a drug dealer eating a cookie for breakfast w/out the toddler seeing. #parenting #success

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@HollowManSeries thanks for the RT!