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Emily in Paris but it’s Lauren in London

[lauren @Iaurenalmighty]

@eversinceatlnta He said “there’s a pin in my trousers that keeps stabbing me” then hes mumbling. Source: I read lips LMAO

[🍎 @magicinmypocket]

Pad See Ew mogs Pad Thai but they don’t want you to know that

[kayla @mitckm]

save me 3:30pm uncrustable

[Myriam 🌊 @maximusmom13]

Cirie why she voted for Aubrey… 🥹 #Survivor50

[Danny @jersey_dck]

the savannah bananas may be the most successful translation of drag culture into a mainstream, straight audience

[manon @djoesbeforebros]

new york all the time. rest of the world, occasionally.

[clarissa 🐡 @mrworldwidest]

not everyone can handle a girl who loves corned beef hash

[folu @notfolu]

I do think that if you have a pure heart you can see a spoiler and your brain will reject that memory when you consume the actual creative work

[em @embbyg]

once you have cava you start to look at chipotle with disgust

[Ethan ᖭ༏ᖫ @KimiGoatanelli]

none of you have experience british heat and it shows

[bri @bribrisimps]

congrats to nicole scherzinger for winning a tony award, her second greatest accomplishment to creating one direction

[lauren @Iaurenalmighty]

What if you were severed but your outie was watching a really good tv show and their innie can’t even theorize/think about it at work and to their coworkers.

[karlee @kar__lee]

Worst part of being a glasses wearer is that you do indeed need to hit this move fairly regularly

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tying my hair back whenever shit gets serious at work….violet baudelaire lives inside me

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Omg hey girl!! Long time no see!! You’re getting married? Super busy planning the wedding? And making your new house feel like a home? Ahhhh that’s so cool. Me? Well I’ve been really busy playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure. So that’s kinda where I’m at

[van ⚢ @lesbivanism]

Absolutely batshit that there’s so much happening rn that nobody gives half a fuck that they figured out who Jack the Ripper was

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

I always knew hello kitty was a Scorpio

[joe @JoeStokowski]

you should get fridays off of work if you're an AMC stubs a-list member

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

no i wasn’t, i was learning how to make a puttanesca sauce in case my siblings and i ever needed to cook a dinner for a dastardly villain and his evil theatre troupe