Sam

He/him 🇨🇦 Antifascist
Cross of Valour, Jody Corps of Canada

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

This is literally just a guy who can’t be emotionally vulnerable due to trauma. Tens of thousands of likes tells me we’ve all been there but if this is you then that’s what’s happening. Your fear of rejection will kill you. Go to therapy

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

@CantEverDie @EmmaVigeland Mark Carney is lowkey trending toward doing this to Canada too tbf

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Iran says the Strait of Hormuz will now remain fully closed even if the US fulfills all remaining MOU commitments, including the $300 billion reconstruction fund, frozen funds release, naval blockade removal and oil sanctions waivers, unless Israel fully and permanently withdraws from southern Lebanon and permanently stops all attacks in any form, per Tasnim.

Iran’s FM Araghchi and Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf have stated that the first clause requires Israel’s full withdrawal from Lebanese territory, with Iran emphasizing that opening Hormuz in exchange for merely lifting the naval blockade would be a “strategic mistake.”

This comes as Netanyahu has said Israel will remain in the Lebanese security zone “for as long as necessary,” and won’t withdraw, with Iran warning any further negligence will have “severe damaging consequences.”

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

@1646Sam @unsettlingvibes That’s real shit you just said Sam

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

@_ibm77 @laundryy_dj Which part of this pie is the biggest, do you think?

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Sorry, but I eat pussy loud as hell.

If you don’t like it, go to another movie theatre showing Disclosure Day (2026).

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

@august_mk Handsome charismatic liberal. Not complicated, people were borderline calling for Obama to be impeached when he wore a tan suit.

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

@PuckDontLie Literally lol if anything he proved Leafs fans right on both sides, he was better in early series games outside of Toronto, and he was still a shadow in games when pressure was on

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

.@Marner93

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

🪷

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

.@Canes defeat Montréal and Vegas and win it all and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

@jakebrodes Hard as fuck, congratulations 🍾

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

@willmenaker @nkulw

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

@WorldWideWob It’s not corny Wob, that’s what sports is for. Sports is inherently romantic. It just might take decades to experience it, but the unifying jubilation of victory on this scale is the point. Congratulations, enjoy every minute.

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

#NeedThat

[Obsession @obsessionmovie]

The making of Freaky Nikki 🩸

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

This is a fascinating viewpoint because to get here you have to believe that the left has significant institutional power somehow and you have to be more scared of losing your right to say slurs and make fun of trans people than you are of mass surveillance. Smoothbrain supreme

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

Right/centrist class consciousness is just recognizing that things suck but projecting your anger towards anyone proposing a solution that doesn’t involve just like, cutting taxes for the middle class. Correct diagnosis, but treating the issue like Steve Jobs treated his cancer

[Burner @BurnerDontask]

Most class conscious American

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

How do I short the SpaceX IPO

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

Saw this movie. Go see it too. Prepare to be UNCOMFORTABLE

[nikki freemans defense attorney @sithbutch]

her shy look away she’s just the cutest

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

Not to mention the death of third places, social media addictions, endless content available anywhere, it’s no shock people don’t go outside. If you want people isolated and just buying things to make themselves feel better, 1. Work them too hard 2. Give them reasons to stay home

[Sam @Iayingpipe]

When I got my first job out of university, the benefits were 2 weeks of vacation per year. It went up by a week for every 5 years of tenure. I have a better situation now but how the hell are people supposed to do stuff while chained to a desk 48-50 weeks a year?

[Heinz @Snowmannequin]

bit of an epidemic of people who basically only work and exercise