Ibecca Huerta

Something cutesy with a light pun. Short descriptor. Parental status. I would, but honestly no one cares.

[Ibecca Huerta @Ibeccasme]

@piersbasher123 @cookiemonsterm8 @IamGMJohnson @IWriteAllDay_ Ugh. I'm so sorry, that's gruesome.

[Ibecca Huerta @Ibeccasme]

@Coach_Melendez @TheAverageP609 Right? I wasn't around (as an adult) in the 80s, but what a wonderful turn from the literal death sentence hiv+ used to be. It's absolutely heartwarming.

[Ibecca Huerta @Ibeccasme]

@Cally__Cat @terrycrews Cally, he's not a life coach. He's talking about what he found to be important in his own life, and what he wants to pass on to his kids. Based on his experience, that means a positive, emotionally present male figure, alongside a mother figure which he isn't.

It's not a fight.

[Ibecca Huerta @Ibeccasme]

@TheBestBaloon @CalderRobinson That's the part of the antivax argument that gets me: our grandparents didn't have vaccines, and we're all here!!

Well, my grandparents would be happy if every 1/4 kids reached adulthood, and I don't like those odds!!

[Ibecca Huerta @Ibeccasme]

@skjask @bethanyshondark Some terrible light reading.

https://t.co/F532kS7Dfo

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

a story - in 1979 my mom's best friend's 8-month-old fetus died in utero. She was told she would have to wait until she was ready to deliver to remove the dead fetus from her womb. It was only after two weeks of making her wait, when she almost died, that they finally induced. 1/

[Ibecca Huerta @Ibeccasme]

@borithan @mellowist @ItsDanSheehan - it's a ghost?

- you bet, Sammy. A spectral being with some unfinished business.

- So we gotta--

- We gotta salt and burn its remains. Yup.

- You keep interrupting me.

- Cause I'm the older brother, and since mom died and dad left, I'm in charge, little brother.
🤦‍♀️

[Ibecca Huerta @Ibeccasme]

@elksnoutabout @bisaster_lancey @terrycrews If it's the same "controversy" as a couple of days ago, TC said "father figures--not necessarily biological--are important."

People managed to hear, "lesbian couples are less-than and shouldn't raise kids also I hate puppies and sunshine."

[Ibecca Huerta @Ibeccasme]

@grisgrisgirl @tonyposnanski She has a new book coming out soon, "Turning Into".

[Ibecca Huerta @Ibeccasme]

@RevBobMIB @YasmineGalenorn @ChuckWendig But less powerful than the prepenultimate, which will steal the accent whenever it can.

(Sorry. I get *so few* opportunities to whip out Smythe humor on Greek grammar.)

[Ibecca Huerta @Ibeccasme]

@SimplySam47 @magic_mattyc @rickygervais Well, how else would you get to the waterfall? The scent is what,transports you there, I'm pretty sure.

[Ibecca Huerta @Ibeccasme]

@magic_mattyc @rickygervais 1. We only shave in bubble baths and then immediately go shopping in sundresses. Can't stomp on someone's head with a sandal in soft morning light, duh.

2. We already pay a tax on our razors, we've suffered enough.

[Ibecca Huerta @Ibeccasme]

@Lin_Manuel You're left handed? The club just got *so* much cooler.

[Ibecca Huerta @Ibeccasme]

@PolitikMasFina I'm 9 weeks pregnant. I'm *dying* to launch a #carryittoterm campaign. Find me 1 Republican senator willing to take hcg till it makes him nauseous, and then match me vomit for vomit, for missed work days, etc. Then of course get sliced&sewn balls to anus. Then talk abt pro-life.

[bennett @pettywopsr]

My son loves the show, @BlippiOfficial #BlippiForStreamys

[Ibecca Huerta @Ibeccasme]

@imno6 @JudgeDan48 הוא לא מקלל, הוא מסביר על איל�� הלכות עוברים מתנגדי החיסונים.

[Ibecca Huerta @Ibeccasme]

@Annie305Wamsley I just found it in a flipboard article from BuzzFeed