Ibe okechukwu

There's no greater miracle than Salvation

[. @tosinmm_]

Supporting Man Utd is a humiliation ritual.

[DØÇTÖR CRUÏS£ @ThatCruiseMedic]

Locum rule

10 stable patients at night >>>>> 1 unstable patient in the entire hospital.

You will be asking yourself, who sent me? Why did I take this job?
😭😭😭

[Efrebor 💞 @wickedsous]

Tbh I don’t think Nigeria can be better in my lifetime
At least not without war

We are a selfish people at our core

No sense of togetherness or civic responsibility.
It’s every man for himself and that’s what’s ruining us

[Osarogie Ogbonmwan @Osarogieee]

To be boldly campaigning for re election while there are still toddlers in the bush kidnapped in Borno state since MAY 2026, is really astonishing and it really tells me mostly about Nigerian people.

[BISHOP⚔️ @Opeolu_waa]

Maybe my brain formed too properly, maybe if I were a madman, I would understand, maybe if I reasoned less, I would get it.

I do not for the life of me understand why people from the same country would fight each other over tribe nonsense.

You're human, I'm human, that's all I see.
You people don't even make any sense, there are bad people in every tribe, and there are good people in every tribe.

I mean after you prove your tribe is the best, what's next? Igwe gives you a medal or what?

[Savage™ @savagefitzz]

So happy for you
But please i want one request

I dey go quilox with my 750k wey i win from bet abeg seh you fit code that "Mah Nigga" guy for Quilox

I need hypeman abeg

[34.59.20 @106_36_52]

An underrated way of rage baiting medical doctors is to immediately start handing them test results of labs nobody sent you to do when they ask “what brings you to the hospital today?”

[Dantala @Docfrosh]

He reach my turn to be Nigerian Doctor wey dey work for federal government, the profession lose relevance, it’s always my set right from primary school na my turn things dey always change.

[Shalom Rayhamen @Shalom_HeyEliy]

I grew up playing The Sims 3 and always wondered what it would be like if the Sims lived in a world inspired by ours.🤷🏽‍♀️

Then I saw @eureka_seamless riding a danfo through Lagos, and it sparked an idea: Lagos Life Sims.

Take a look around. Who knows, you might make a new friend in the Sims world.

https://t.co/0CagOzL5pQ

[Buttercup 🦋 @ojimjim]

🦋🦋

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

The APC na stage 5 cancer.

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

No vex o. Pure blood 🤣

[Chisa @chisajoboson]

mahn, i can’t be doing life in this country with you lots. i’m really in serious danger.

[YH @Yemihazan]

You still have hope that Nigeria can be better ??

Look around and see the magnitude of stupid people lurking

[Osarogie Ogbonmwan @Osarogieee]

The world has left us behind in multiple ways, things as basic as running water in your kitchens we don’t have, yet the one you’re passionate about is governor that can speak your language. 😭

[. @alphacruiz]

Na now I understand wetin my Business Studies teacher dey teach for class that year...

The debit side is always higher than the credit side! 😤

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

Same thing with trading. Trading can sometimes desensitize you to money. It’s easy to look at your P&L and see nothing but “numbers on a screen” so I sometimes leave $100 bills on my desk to remind myself what those numbers actually represent in real life. Looks stupid but it works

[Eureka @eureka_seamless]

I built a game where you drive a danfo through Lagos 🚌
Load passengers, dodge okadas, beat the traffic. Plays in your browser, no download.

https://t.co/XE3xm87QXH

#LagosRun #Lagos #IndieGame

[LOLO👸🤍 @Nazannwa]

lol, no worry. who dey use mouth drive motor no dey get accident