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[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

IT सेलियों के स्टेटस पढ़ने में बहुत आनंद आ रहा है। तो क्या मानें कि CIA और चीनी एजेंट जीत गए? मोदी को झुका दिया? और हाँ, वो ३०० मिलियन व्यू का ट्वीट अपनी गांड में डाल लो अब।

बंगाल का 208 नहीं गिनवाओगे? गुजरात निकाय चुनाव में भाजपा की भारी जीत? कहाँ है UGC का प्रभाव?

घमंड में चूर ये सब के सब साले ख़ुद ही प्रधानमंत्री बने घूमते थे। अभी मुँह बनाए लिख रहे हैं, देखना अब ये डिमांड अपडेट कर देंगे, अब इनको पार्टी बनानी चाहिए!

तो क्यों नहीं हटवा लिया था जून में ही जब 50 लोग होते थे? ख़ुमारी उतरती है बाबू, घमंड अच्छी बात नहीं। तुम्हारी आदत हैं बाँस करवाने की, सेंसिबल बात कोई शांति से बोले तो सुनते नहीं, फिर थूक कर चाटते हो और दाँत निपोड़ कर हँसते हो।

[Rupali Ganguly @TheRupali]

These kids’ parents r the losers here for such upbringing…… shame …

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

Someone abused PM Modi in the metro and the entire compartment started confronting him...

And some clowns think they can defeat him with the help of some social media followers and chhapris.

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

🚨 BIG BREAKING

PM Modi asked Ministers to boost their Instagram presence and NOT limit themselves to X.

=> Asked them to ACTIVELY share reels on government schemes and connect with the youth through Instagram. (Times Now)

[Arjun Singh @ArjunsinghWB]

Expanding skyways and elevating connectivity across West Bengal with the proposed Kalyani Greenfield Airport Project!
Designed to ease heavy air traffic congestion at Kolkata’s Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose International Airport, 2000 acres of prime land have been identified near AIIMS Kalyani and NH-12.
Situated within an hour's drive from Kolkata airport, this strategic infrastructure hub is set to boost regional mobility, streamline air transport, and serve as a major catalyst for commercial and economic growth across West Bengal!
@SuvenduWB @BJP4Bengal

[` @chixxsays]

This is India, not NEPAL

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

ANAND : Education Ministers of Karnataka & Punjab should also resign over Paper Leak.

VIJETA DAHIYA : This is whataboutery

ANAND : ""If three people committed the same crime, why demand punishment for only one? You keep enjoying your burger" 😂

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

SHOCKING 🚨 Congress did not allow discussion on Paper Leak.

MASSIVE UPROAR in Parliament by Opposition 😳

RAHUL GANDHI : I demand resignation of Dharmendra Pradhan

KIREN RIJIJU : Sonam Wangchuk has also demanded debate in Parliament. PM has also assured Nation. Not holding discussion on NEET (paper leak) will send wrong message to the country"

[Desi Bhayo @desi_bhayo88]

Dhruv Rathee joined the Jantar Mantar protest

[Rakesh Singh राकेश सिंह 🇮🇳 রাকেশ সিং @RakeshSinghKol]

"Jadavpur Hostel students told me that they didnt want to go to protest but they were taken forcefully. I have asked VC to take necessary steps"

~CM Suvendu Adhikari

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

BIG NEWS 🚨 10-year jail, Rs 10 crore fine.

Modi Cabinet passes bill to provide stricter punishments for paper leaks 🔥

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

Aur karo violence !!!

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

JUNAID -

"So what Sonam Wangchuk has ended his fast. We will hold Nationwide protest"

Is he NEET Aspirant or CBSE aspirant ?

[Vikram Pratap Singh @VIKRAMPRATAPSIN]

'Bh*rwa' , 'M*d*rchod' - phrases that are being used for PM Modi.

Students ??? My foot 🦶.
They need belt treatment now . Nothing less .

[Trunicle @trunicle]

We will be after each one of these cockroaches. Wait for it ..

[Ranvir Shorey @RanvirShorey]

Were such criminals allowed to threaten and abuse earlier PMs during their terms freely like this? @DelhiPolice

[BJP West Bengal @BJP4Bengal]

Expanding skyways and elevating connectivity across West Bengal with the proposed Kalyani Greenfield Airport Project!
Designed to ease heavy air traffic congestion at Kolkata’s Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose International Airport, 2000 acres of prime land have been identified near AIIMS Kalyani and NH-12.
Situated within an hour's drive from Kolkata airport, this strategic infrastructure hub is set to boost regional mobility, streamline air transport, and serve as a major catalyst for commercial and economic growth across West Bengal!

[मुंबई पोलीस Mumbai Police @MumbaiPolice]

Ma’am, please note, this is being irresponsibly misinterpreted- the official, while managing law & order there, was trying to hold on to a male protestor when a lady unknowingly stepped in between, while he was looking away- Being a public figure, you are expected to verify facts before attributing any meaning based on a video. Senior officers have verified all the facts and minutely assessed the video to derive facts.

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

Nihangs are giving belt treatment to cockroaches

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

The high-resolution faces of the thugs who rioted under the fake banner of “student protest” are out. Serious criminal cases for rioting and assaulting policemen are locked in.
Five minutes of cheap thrill of rioting have screwed up their lives forever.