Ibrahim

Muslim, Real Madrid, Tech bro, Finance Enthusiast

[R @RotimyRudeBoi]

It’s impossible to disappoint me. I don’t trust anyone enough to give them that type of responsibility

[Aspiring Nepo Baby @Marys_Vault]

Privileged take (that doesn’t apply to me yet) but sometimes you have to quit the job you are already doing to focus on getting a better job.

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

Why is everyone using AI for customer service, ffs???
If I call your customer service & an AI starts speaking to me, I’ll never patronize your business again!

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

Breaks my heart that the Nigerians who have sense, and are decent upstanding people who believe in political and economic freedoms for ALL have to share that country with a parochial, narrow-minded, and bigoted populace whose trees can only bear rotten and hateful fruits.

[Njar. @KratosKicks_]

مبدئياً ميسي محققش ٤ بطولات، الفيناليزما مش Major trophy دي حاجة زي السوبر بطولة فخرية كدة

ثانياً الأرچنتين قبل ميسي تمتلك ١٨ بطولة، البرتغال قبل رونالدو صفر

ميسي بيمثل من تاريخ الأرچنتين ١٨٪
رونالدو بيمثل من تاريخ البرتغال ١٠٠٪

تحقيق رونالدو لبطولة مع البرتغال زي ما تجيب الليجا لإشبيلية أو غرناطة شيء إعجازي

تحقيق ميسي لبطولة مع الأرچنتين زي ما تجيب الليجا لبرشلونة شيء ممتاز بس عادي، روتيني

رونالدو حقق معجزة مع البرتغال، ميسي عمل الطبيعي مع الأرچنتين.

[The Tech Prophet (Amospikins) @Amospikins]

DevOps No Be Docker Guy! 😂

[Manuel_ @L_o_ng_man]

Only showing affection when they want something from you 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Jamal @JajaPhD]

Polygamy solves this. I’ve never heard a polygamous man complain about sexual starvation in his home.

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

It’s why I’m always shocked when people act weird around nudity.

[Ibrahim @IbraheemH]

😂😂😂

[𝑲 𝑨 𝒁 @kvzxxm]

First professional goal baba off shirt. Na from there una suppose say we no go bow down for anybody.

[𝑻• @tahyvr_]

the fact that he thinks he’s on par with them is even annoying me, he’s literally greater than them lmao

what are we doing here?

[🔱 @tardrippi]

what i’m getting here is that having 1 baby mama means she can lie about you being a deadbeat but having 4 means you have 3 witnesses

[Gossip Mill Nigeria @GossipMillNaija]

Just in: ADC House of Assembly Candidate, visited a community and discovered that they hadn’t had light for months so he cleared the Nepa bills and fixed it, His Opposition an Alleged APC Candidate got angry and Used his connections to Disconnect the light

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

I honestly don’t understand how Ads are supposed to work on me. There’s no way you think interrupting my video that I was watching will make me like your product

[mba bu ishi acho ishi 🇺🇸 🇧🇼 🇳🇬 @ojembaenweilo]

Any reform wey no improve your life for 3 years still won’t improve your life in the next 3 years. Use your head; no let them scam you two times. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

The dribble before the assist no too much 😭😆

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing

[Ugochukwu Madu @UgochukwuCFR]

Among the Nigerians you see in this video, there’s a very high chance you’ll find someone with a PhD, a scientist or researcher, a medical doctor, a successful businessman, a real estate mogul, an engineer, someone earning six figures, a practicing attorney, someone thriving in their career, someone with a beautiful family depending on them, and someone with an amazing wife and kids waiting for them to return home safely.

You don’t throw all of that away over a confrontation with someone who probably has never traveled outside his country, doesn’t know what it means to build a family, and may have far less to lose.

Even if you confronted me like this in my own country, Nigeria, I’d walk away. I have too much to lose. I’ll soon have a PhD I spent half a decade pursuing. I have a wonderful and amazing wife and an adorable child. I have parents and siblings who can’t go a week without hearing my voice.

I’ve spent my entire life building the foundation for the next 40 years, and I won’t let all of that slip away because of some random dude.

Walking away is not a sign of weakness. There are a thousand and one things that could go wrong in a situation like that if it isn’t handled properly. They chose restraint, and they handled it well.

[Etimbuk @EtimbukHR]

Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.

[alameen Esq @RajiAlameen1]

Sometimes the only difference between you and the people doing big things is just a lack of information.