internet hater #754883221

Local Moron Questionable Humanoid All around 3.8/5 Yelp Review Score

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What if I told you every major Barstool Controversy in the past 2 years began with one single man

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Getting ready to sit on the couch and bet the entire board all day

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"And there's your king sized bed for..."

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mike McDaniel fucking rocks

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Texas A&M sent out a kickoff team full of walk-on’s

the script had an unbelievable moment in store for these legends

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

😳

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

restaurant owner confronts dave portnoy cos he didn’t want him to review his restaurant

then they get into it

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

🥱

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

@Tiffany_Gomas hey tiffany big fan. lets take a stand together verse online bullying. care to come on @PardonMyTake and discus?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

6'5", 455-Pound TCU Freshman Brione Ramsey-Brooks Is Here To Take College Football And The Internet By Storm https://t.co/b7UBt7nV67

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

I swear Shane Gillis is his speech writer now

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

This is what peak male performance looks like

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Seattle good sports town

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A man threw a live firework in another man’s car 🤯🧨

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I have a confession. I started watching How to Train your Dragon with a group of people this weekend. (I'd never seen it before). I knew I was in deep water the second Hiccup met Toothless (the dragon/dog) I quickly made up an excuse that I had to do something cause I knew waterworks was coming and I hate crying in front of people during movies cause I'm a man. So I went back and watched it by myself. Cried my dick off. Maybe the #1 happy tears movie of all time. It's so good I almost wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I don't think I'm gonna watch the next 2. Don't wanna have emotional breakdown. End of story time with Dave.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Big red whiffle ball bat >>>