Tristin

Ukraine = cool, Palestine should be free, Elon and Trump = Neo-Nazis, and we’re friends if you agree.

[Tristin @IceJJTrist]

@CantEverDie

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

I have few friends. Ben Taub is one of them. His work is always urgent but timeless. The depth of research and the writing is why he won the Pulitzer Prize. Read this latest piece by him to see how serious all the insane stuff from this criminal admin we mock actually is.

[Tristin @IceJJTrist]

@elonmusk @TheAliceSmith @deafneanderthal america doesn't really care if nazis die

[Nathan Bernard @nathanTbernard]

This billionaire-backed Super PAC blanketing Maine with anti-Platner ads is bankrolled by Palantir CEO Alex Karp, Blackstone CEO Stephen Schwarzman, and AIPAC megadonor Marc Rowan, whose private equity firm bankrupt Maine’s two largest paper mills.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

This doc actually says the opposite.

It proves what @levparnas said.

That Kash Patel & Devin Nunez were sharing government Intel with Rudy Giuliani on behalf of Trump, & were colluding with Lukashenko to manufacture dirt on Joe & Hunter Biden.

They should be in prison!

[Tristin @IceJJTrist]

@MattWat16001736 @RBReich "Hi, I'm America. Too many white people who live here will take rights away from people of color the moment they can do so. I have to create laws to make sure they aren't able to do that, so people of color retain their rights no matter where they live or who they vote for."

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

After the Supreme Court first gutted the VRA in 2013, Black voter turnout decreased — especially in the South.

After the Supreme Court gutted it again this year, multiple Southern states have already begun trampling on Black voting power.

This is Chief Justice John Roberts’ legacy.

[Tristin @IceJJTrist]

@NSNO__ @celtics Follow your leader

[Rob Milton @therobmilton]

- and I’m gonna keep saying it.

[Tristin @IceJJTrist]

@Dream_ESP @EviterntiyZero @RobAnego @NikTek you see an ILLUSTRATION and yoi need to make it worth cranking a pathetic one out to? lmao

touch grass and take a pornbrain break, very cringe road you're walking down

[Jamie Gangel @jamiegangel]

New CNN has obtained new Trump book by Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan reveals how Trump compared himself to Mao, Stalin, Attila the Hun
— and how a top aide found him with Superglue trying to decorate the Oval Office…. w/ @jeremyherb #Regime
https://t.co/r43mmffFdn

[Tristin @IceJJTrist]

@HeOnTheToilet @atrupar soon

[Tristin @IceJJTrist]

@david_sivella @NYCMayor She's wearing a normal outfit you dumbfuck

Would you get upset if a dude in a tanktop was photographed? Gobble a fat one and go back to toupee shopping

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

Absolutely hilarious watching people pretend that UFC bombing attack on the White House as an actual threat and the FBI prevented a dangerous paramilitary group from blowing up Dana White

Has anyone looked at the court documents? One guy said “I guess we should buy drones and bombs then huh” on June 7th 2026. That was 7 days before the UFC event and they didn’t even have the drones or the bomb material. This dude also lived in Riverside, California, so he needed to buy drones, bomb making material, make the bombs, and then drive 40 hours to D.C. in less than a week. His plan was literally to panhandle while driving cross country by telling people “give me money to overthrow the government.” None of the documents even indicate the feds found bombs or drones, just guns and “tactical gear,” AKA camouflaged backpacks and other larp material they got from an army surplus store. I don’t think they ever even bought the drones.

The “ringleader” also sent them a map of where they should station snipers, and he was planning to set up a sniper nest down by the Roosevelt Memorial, which is over a mile from the White House. The plan was literally to snipe people by having untrained dorks fire AR-15s uphill from a mile away through an urban environment filled with buildings and trees. You probably can’t even see the White House from where he was telling them to set up.

These guys were incompetent morons who are going to prison because one of the dudes in their LARP terrorism cell was a bald 19-year-old morbidly obese incel NEET who told his mom what he was planning when she brought a plate of nuggies down to his gooncave

They’re clearly lunatics who belong in prison but their plan had about as much likelihood of actually killing someone as those guys who tried to get an army of the homeless to conquer Haiti

[Tristin @IceJJTrist]

@DoofyOfficial @WhiteHouse It has always been a woke series satirizing people exactly like you

[Tristin @IceJJTrist]

@jondelarroz @airbagg3d "it's so libelous i'm not going to do anything about it! people can keep saying i beat women and post proof, but they're wrong!"

idiot

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

this is honestly an excellent celebratory and motivational speech from Mamdani at the Knicks parade. i'm ready to run through a wall, and i'm not even a Knicks fan

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Understanding Trump's Surrender to Iran: A Quick Guide

[Tristin @IceJJTrist]

@NBCNews It's going to be Dolan and Mitchell Robinson

[lord farquad’s ex wife ✨ @cachavaa]

WTF. so peter thiel hosted “hereticon”, featuring talks like ‘how to steal an election’ ‘you’re probably a eugenicist’ ‘apocalypse’ ‘inventing people & the future of celebrity’ ‘ufo summoning’ ‘the goal is immortality’ + more, and featured an nda room??? what is this reality

[FactPost @factpostnews]

In a newly resurfaced article from 2001, RFK Jr bragged about eating:

—Roadkill
—Horse
—Dog
—Capybara
—Wildebeest
—Guinea pig
—Turtles
—Warthogs
—A mouse
—Armadillo
—Snakes
—Worms
—Frogs
—Alligators
—Insects
—Brain
—Caterpillars