Thad “Natty Ice” Morris

Penn State grad ‘07. Father of 2. Former cornhole professional. NCAA Final Four Chess Reward Recipient. Lifetime Darius Rucker fan

[Thad “Natty Ice” Morris @IceMorris7]

Just posted up on the shitter at work. This chud in the stall next to me let out a long sigh just to let me know I wasn’t alone. Day ruined. Seriously lowered the quality of my shit experience #Blumpkin #Niche

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The feeling of indulging in post work beers must be what blokes felt when they repealed the Prohibition act #Corporate #WokeAF #Historical #Raftus

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Brokeback Mountain #Goals #Ballz #Shrink

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Spot what’s wrong with this photo. Level medium #CaboWabo #ScavengerHunt #BuzzsGF

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It appears that the pussy licker is down heavily. Invest in the best they say. Great value maneuver. Big coin, big things #RushTheBox

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Apparently the term “green jacket” looks a little different if you’re a raging lesbo. But don’t be mistaken, these are some hardcore patrons if I’ve ever seen em! #Shrink #Tigah #Masters

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Spot the difference

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Throwing out lots of hearts and fire reactions in various group chats today. It’s March after all. Madness is in the air. Or maybe I’m just the man #Boozer

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Found my old boss’s instagram. Hey man, whatever you’re into! #Expand

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Huge fan of this. Just really gets me goin. Plan for tonight is to kick back, pound a few Reubens, and watch the critically acclaimed film Marmaduke. Shoutout my buddy for sending me this.. my Sunday night just got a whole lot better #Throwback #Marmaduke

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Fuck the Forest, I’m in the Woods tonight. Fuck the 7 iron, give me the big dog. Did somebody say mashed potatoes? Give me the Green Jacket. #Tiger #Augusta

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Found Donatello. Also know as the Purple Pirate of Pakistan. Still looking for the other 3 ninja turtles. Still would tho… 4 beers tops. Always had a thing for women in purple #Chune

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Breaking news: Dublin has been pulled into the war following this absolute nuke I just dropped. The Dirty Dub just got dirtier #IrishCarBomb #DirtyDublin #Obama

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Fuck it, throw on mom’s tablecloth and rock the Mickey Mouse dress shoes. Giving prime NAV a run for his money with this fashion statement. Just waiting for this guy to rip out a yoga mat and get religious on us #NAV

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Friendly hug gone wrong at the bachelorette party. This tart from London decided to skip the English breakfast and go right for the sausage. Someone’s future wife got my buddy pitching a tent that could fit a family of 4. Can’t blame the bloke. #Sorted #Melt #FamilyJewels

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Saturday morning. Wife’s at home breastfeeding the kids. As much as I like boobs, my talents were needed elsewhere. The beer tower tempts a man like Eve in the fuckin garden. 8 ball left pocky #Valhalla #RalphLauren #Lacrosse