In 2016, a rare Vaporeon spawned in Central Park.
People abandoned cars and sprinted through the park to catch it.
For one summer, Pokémon Go turned adults into wildlife.
🚨BREAKING: Man stabbed to death on the Hollywood Walk of Fame after a PIT-BULL attacked him and its owners stabbed him with machetes and knives when he defended himself from the dog
Video shows Berry Henderson, 37, running into the street as a dog chased him and bit him. Henderson pulled out a knife and stabbed the dog in self-defense
A group of four men, including the dog’s owner, then rushed Henderson. One suspect was seen using a machete while others punched and stabbed him
Henderson tried to flee across the street but was chased down again and suffered multiple stab wounds. He later died at the hospital
Los Angeles police arrested three suspects. A fourth man remains outstanding
Student at local trade school is bitten by a pitbull, stabbed multiple times and beaten to death on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Naturally, nobody bothered to help.
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