Kid: Want a bite of my cherry dessert? Me: Thanks, but I’m not a fan of cherry flavour. Kid: Mom - do you want to try it? Wife: Thanks kid, but I’m not a huge fan of cherries either Kid: What is it with you two not liking cherries? Must be an old person thing.
@GallagherTonyg @Saltbeef_Junkie Unless he's changed, more likely he's just heading home from the hospital after a night of debauchery. #ShockersAlumni
@GMillerTSN Will we ever see a true World Cup of Hockey, where different countries host, and nations will have to qualify every time to play in the tournament like soccer?
@jtbourne My parents gave my son a set with the 6 Canadian team logos on them (pre-Jets return). My kid loved playing with them, but he hurt my Maple Leaf heart by insisting on using the Habs stick every time. I even resorted to hiding it, but he’d refuse to play with any other stick.
@kristen_shilton Is there a reason why the Leafs don't mention their earlier Calder Cup win? The '18 Marlies were the first sole affiliated Leafs team to win, but they shared the '82 winning New Brunswick (Moncton) Hawks with the Blackhawks. I haven't seen anything about it.
Another Dude-ism:
Me: Why do you whine when you want something? Just ask for a granola bar.
Dude: I find it more effective if I do it my way.
#whathavewedone