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I’m an ice guy. Once loaned my sexy to Justin Timberlake and he made a right song and dance about it when I asked him to return it. (He/Him/Stud)

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

My Penis

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

Hate that me and ma boys hardly ever get together as a complete group anymore. This was the last time we were all together, back in October 2022.

Look closely! What do you see?

YUP! I’m in black trousers because RDJ thought it would be hilarious to give me the wrong memo 😂

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

@retalsp

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

Was that ‘someone’ 1,253 other Blue Tick accounts in the last week?

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Someone told me that the Toblerone logo of the Matterhorn had a hidden bear in it to represent Berne, which has it in its coat of arms. I am now questioning everything I thought I once knew.

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

@iBrowsie I’m extraordinarily normal. It’s everyone else that’s weird.

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

@rednuoPdnuorG Oh no, don’t tell me you’re @ Ron_Seal_Wood_Hardener 🤢

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

Got 13 likes on my selfie but can only see 11 of them which means 2 of you have liked it from your locked sex-alt. Come on, own up.

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

@rednuoPdnuorG Who’s behind @ TheDickorator then?

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

This year, I’m gonna spend a week at a Beefeater.

Gonna call it a Steakation.

Fuck off, don’t care, piss flaps to the lot of you.

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era.

The suit. The tie. The moustache. The confidence.

A proper throwback to an England that valued character, individuality and a bit of class. 👏👍✊🇬🇧👌❤️🙏

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

Never have. I did try an only ever so slightly smaller than average one in my youth but I could never reach.

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

Got a couple of hours as a passenger. Come at me, if you dare.

https://t.co/zMMhVSM0BZ

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

Thank you, anonymous internet person for your frank and genuine message. I will, of course, ignore the haters and let you bounce on my mamma ramma if you’re hot.

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

@Jothegingernut Pure FILTH!

Oh, you meant my work clothes?

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

You ever pass a massive mirror, look at yourself and think “Fuck, yeah. Twitter needs to see this sexy bad boy”?

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

I’m gonna need to see the list of every fucker that has Liked this Tweet.

[Andie @AndieDelicacy]

@Ice_Ice_JB It's like he's still with us 🙏🏽

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

@rednuoPdnuorG You should treat yourself to two

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

Wading in on the US v UK pronunciation discourse a week late cuz that’s how I roll.

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

Couple of years ago, I was at Disney World and a storm came in, meaning many of the rides closed down. Loitering, I noticed one of the rides flash up on the board that it was open again but as I made my way towards the ride, it flashed off again. The ‘cast member’ (lol) …

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

at the end of a long week so I instinctively replied;

“THERE IS ALWAYS WEATHER IN EVERY AREA YOU PRETENTIOUS PRICK”

Then turned around and walked off to cheers* from the assembled** crowd***

*glares
**mortified
***wife

[JB @Ice_Ice_JB]

@theblackcatsays @zippetey2dah @AndieDelicacy @Lolly_Knickers