Vampire

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

everyone always goes straight to the sweet option with creatine but have you ever tried savory?

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

A snippet of a piece I’ve been working on

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

The man yowled at me billionairely
“Get out from under the fucking shack”
I had to scramble

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

Yeah, he’s a good kid for being a full blown homosexual and all

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

Yep that’s the usual, I’ll have sourdough for breakfast😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

In business.
Sometimes it takes a shit, then you gotta do what you gotta do to keep you dick up.
That’s business really

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

All due respect, you got no Fuckin idea what it’s like to be number 1

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

Wake up
Booger assessment
Now what
Now what

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

Pooping for a while

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

I’ll eat a frozen burrito from 400 years ago

[History Defined @historydefined]

Ötzi the Iceman, the 5,000-year-old mummy discovered in the Alps with his final meal intact. https://t.co/lygL0SX57L

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

I want to fuck her

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

What’re you thinking for today?
Butt rock
Cocaine country
Or butt rock?

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

The lack of muscle mass in Europe is humiliating

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

Changing my hinge preferences to hot ebony

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

Looking forward to pooping today, feels like I’m laying eggs

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

Fucking hate the snell of cilantro

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

My little sister is the cutest in the universe

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

I pledge allegiance to monster jam

[Vampire @Ice_King02]

Keep your eyes peeled, young foxes