Ben

mostly nonsense with an elite wife

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

God Bless America

[Thomas Massie for Congress @MassieforKY]

Today is Derby Day, so I’m signing debt badges before the derby party + baby shower brunch for grandbaby #4!

https://t.co/plsUSCpFg0 is on May 4, but if you want a signed debt badge & Constitution, donate $250 @ this special link and I’ll sign a few more! https://t.co/h2ZbmY6Pu1

[Libertarian Party of Kentucky @lpky]

Ed Gallrein sucks.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

“im the first rapper to shoot a 3 at Seaworld…..Jordan” Soulja boy is hilarious😭

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

ITS ALWAYS PRATT

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

Bartenders when someone asks them to put on a sporting event on the tv

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Is Applebees allowed to detain you until police arrive or are they lying

[Handleit Grips @handleitgrips]

Everyone loves a good diy project

Wait for it 🔥

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

I have three last wishes:

1. I want “Amazing Grace” sung at my funeral.

2. I want my remains scattered around Disneyworld.

3. I don't want to be cremated.

[Cincy Jungle @CincyJungle]

Paul Brown if he could talk to Mike Brown and rest of family

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

VOTE FOR ME. I AM RETARD.

[Brendan Carr @BrendanCarrFCC]

This week, the Biden-Harris Admin said “we are well on our way” to connecting everyone with high-speed Internet.

Well on the way? Their $42 billion effort isn’t even underway.

After 1️⃣,0️⃣6️⃣1️⃣ days, not one person has been connected through that effort & no builds have started.

[beau gott @bgott35]

Fire Zac Taylor

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

Settling for a 53-yard field goal you scared ass motherfuckers.

You deserve this loss, Zac Taylor.

[New York Post @nypost]

Feds say there’s no money left to respond to hurricanes — after FEMA used $640.9M this year on migrants https://t.co/xp6KLvyqjT

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Basically the AFC North right now

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

“the worst nuclear disaster in US history” killed and injured exactly zero people

[Ben @IcebergSimpsonn]

Ready to run through 500 brick walls 🫡

[Donda Times @DondaTimes]

Ye’s "Ultralight Beam" sample (2016)

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

I actually believe he did this