James B. Barnes ||Parody||

The thing with being broken is that you can't magically put the pieces back together. @ASergeantsHeart is my superglue, and holds the pieces together. [8/4/17]

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

@ASergeantsHeart -- generation of Howling Commandos]

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

[It's a few days early, but he couldn't help himself. Sets @ASergeantsHeart's anniversary present out on her bakery counter, along with the flowers he picked up earlier.]

Honey? Can you help me with something real quick?

[Calls out, standing in front of the gifts to hide them]

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

@ASergeantsHeart -- you're hanging out with her, you can float the idea of all of us getting land upstate. It'd be nice to have a quiet spot to escape to that'll be big enough for everyone.

[Everyone obviously including Steve and Peggy's family once they get started as well as the new --

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

My wife is the most beautiful person on the planet.

[Gabriella Barnes - ||Parody|| @ASergeantsHeart]

#NewAvi

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

@ASergeantsHeart -- can't help the wistful tone, having grown up with siblings himself]

If we're talking about tradition here, you should probably let Peggy know soon so she can throw you a baby shower.

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

@ASergeantsHeart Sorry that I kept you waitin' so long, doll. Promise I'll make it up to you. [Murmurs, tightening his arms around her a little to hold her closer]

I can't wait until our little mozzarella stick is here. Maybe if you're up to it afterwards, we can work on a side dish...

[He --

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

@ASergeantsHeart -- [Chuckles and he wraps his arms around her, stealing a sweet kiss of his own from her lips]

Just so you know. I fall in love with you a little more each day. I'm so glad that we're getting our second chance.

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

@ASergeantsHeart [Just basks in the feeling of her arms around him, dropping a soft kiss to her hair before she slips past him to look at her presents]

I remembered that wood is the traditional gift for a five year anniversary and figured this would be better than making you a cutting board. --

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

@ASergeantsHeart [His eyes light up as soon as she's within sight and he feels just like he did the first time he laid eyes on her all those years ago]

I just need you to take a quick look at what's on the counter, if you don't mind.

[Still blocking the view, leans over to kiss her forehead]

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

@ASergeantsHeart I don’t know about that, but I’m definitely going to try. [Murmurs, swaying gently with her in his arms] Can I get you anything to eat, sweetheart? I promise I won’t set anything on fire this time. [Chuckles, remembering his last attempt at cooking a full meal for her]

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

#NewProfilePic

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

@BoondockBaby [tucks her in nice and tight]

Goodnight, momma!

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

[smug grin] I hope you don’t expect me to apologise.

[Gabriella Barnes - ||Parody|| @ASergeantsHeart]

Also... Look at my sexy belly! @IceboundAsset Look what you did!

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

[Presses a kiss to her temple before curling an arm around her so he could get back to the belly rubbing] I love you, Mrs. Barnes...

[Gabriella Barnes - ||Parody|| @ASergeantsHeart]

I was on my way back. I needed pickles! [Holds up jar and then plops on his lap] Get to rubbing.

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

And you can get back here and sit in my lap. I wasn't done with the belly rubs!

[Gabriella Barnes - ||Parody|| @ASergeantsHeart]

Now everyone go the fuck to sleep!

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

[Also had this shirt overnighted to @IceboundLiberty]

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

[Throws on a t-shirt that he got overnighted from Amazon and struts around the kitchen]

(@ASergeantsHeart)

[James B. Barnes ||Parody|| @IceboundAsset]

[Yells loud enough so that Steve can hear him across the alleyway]

STEVE! STEVE! I'M GONNA BE A DAD! STEEEEEVE!