Dr Funk

Philosopher Pirate 🏴‍☠️ Conservative for Conservation 🏔️ Socks for Spiders 🕷️ Personal Account for Justin Billing🕺🏻I do all my own stunts

[Bo French @bofrench]

The Houthis now say they'll hit Saudi Aramco's headquarters and its Riyadh refinery. Every threat over there is a reminder: American energy security runs through Texas. Keep producing. Keep radicals off the Railroad Commission.

[Comptroller Don Huffines @DonHuffines]

NO SPY CAMERAS!

[Dr Funk @IcedFlax]

@FOX26Houston “New” = NYE 2025 or almost 2 years ago. Just another hit piece from the checked pants Republicans.

[Dr Funk @IcedFlax]

@jamestalarico Her biceps are bigger.

[Dr Funk @IcedFlax]

@kevinnbass It’s like an army arrived from @bluesky to troll for Talarico. Every thread is full of them since late last week, amplifying each other and reheating the same takes. The extra engagement helps creators. That’s positive, I suppose.

[Dr Funk @IcedFlax]

@SportsTalk790 Could work, worth a shot.

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@HoustonChron That’s a very winnable margin for Sanchez! Rs and Indies turn out and send Plummer down the drain.

[Dr Funk @IcedFlax]

@idahocountrydoc @SohrabAhmari Yes, this is why the mental hospital story (true or not) lands and has legs. It is 100% on-brand for a peak Millennial vegan snowflake. That conservative influencers overplayed their hand here remains to be seen. The 12-day flu is still suspicious.

[Mary Talley Bowden MD @MaryBowdenMD]

James Talarico thinks a child can determine its own gender.

Meanwhile, @KenPaxtonTX held Texas Children's Hospital accountable for feeding into this delusion and started the first detransition clinic in the country.

[Dr Funk @IcedFlax]

@jko_laylow @WSJ Yet acquitted. And your point?

[Dr Funk @IcedFlax]

@WSJ I’m only sorry I didn’t cut my WSJ subscription sooner. Lachlan is a sad excuse, the empire in decline. This is butthurt RINO hand-wringing, if not outright sabotage of the conservative candidate. Rotten and non-nutritive.

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

I had a post up earlier celebrating the breaking news of Talarico's nut house tour.

Then later I listened to the fake phone call where the information was obtained through deception and. . . well. . . it made me feel dirty.

So I deleted my post.

Look, I think Talarico is an evil fiend of immense proportions who has no business being anywhere near the seat of government.

But we should not be pursuing potential criminal HIPAA violations to take him out.

It reminded me too much of when Dan Lamothe of the Washington Post encouraged some federal employee to commit a criminal violation of the Privacy Ac t of 1974 in revealing the Personally Identifiable Information of Kurt Schlichter, Rob Maness and me so he could write a scurrilous hitpiece against us full of smears, half-truths and false innuendo.

I felt violated when that happened. Deeply violated.

I would be a hypocrite if I then celebrated something similar being done to Talarico.

Let's defeat Talafreako fair and square. He has enough freakish, perverse, evil baggage for the Texas voters to send him home without our side potentially committing crimes.

I know I'll get heat for this. I know people will say "It's past time for us playing by Marquess of Queensberry Rules while the Left plays dirty."

I'm sorry, this one hit too close to home and I have to stand on principle.

[Dr Funk @IcedFlax]

@Cernovich Suspiciously chipper and flawlessly rehearsed. Scripted like an advertisement, not an interview.

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@LeaderJohnThune @TheStalwart Out of Thune, as usual.

[Dr Funk @IcedFlax]

@BuddyTheDogInSA @libsoftiktok Reporter: 9 days. Jimmy: “took the week off.” This is how 12-13 days MIA becomes “a week.” It sounds good, but this is all scripted and legacy media won’t investigate and ask hard questions. Independent journalists will.

[Dr Funk @IcedFlax]

@libsoftiktok Peak millennial snowflake POS with his Silicon Valley East (ATX) snark.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Retard of the day 🥇

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

White skin gives me and every white American immunity from the virus. But we spread it wherever we go—through our words, our actions, and our systems. We don’t have to be showing symptoms—like a white hood or a Confederate flag—to be contagious.

[Dr Funk @IcedFlax]

@nicksortor Interesting, I haven’t seen the shitlibs out in force on X like this for some time. A horde from bluesky has arrived in a great cloud of Cheeto dust.

[Dr Funk @IcedFlax]

@TexasTribune Spencer Pratt called bullshit and smoked him out.