“…Sweat makes the material more dense” and then I said “fuck you im going to 9/11 this whole airport Osama style if i have to stand here another second” and all of that happened except the last thing
With the airline screw up TSA line was so empty I literally walked to the front, realized the 60 bomb (edible) was in my pocket, walked the zigzag all the way back out, deleted the 60 piece (based) and walked back to the front
All for the Moroccan TSA agent to tell me I needed an area checked and patted my belly down. Then his superior said “actually it’s his back”. And I said “ oh must be cause I’m sweaty from waiting in line for hours” and he said “actually ya. It is cuz that…