Iced Venti STFU

When you open your mouth all I hear is Can I get an iced DECAF venti Shut The Fuck Up in a trenta cup, rinse shots to the top.

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

@PforPrave Don't come back to Starbucks as an ex partner unless you plan on sliding to bar and making your own fucking frappuccino.

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

My name is Iced Venti, but you may call me Karma. XoXo IV <3

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

Could you not park and abandon your shopping cart in my line during the morning rush? It's an eyesore. Although, so is your eyelid wart.

[Meg Cheng @megaroo]

@IcedVentiSTFU exactly! 6 in the morning YOU want a damn dessert!? Go to bed fool!

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

Just like Jesus, I rise from the dead. Although I doubt he zombied just to make a batch of Iced Coffee out of mopwater. WB, me. XoXo IV <3

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

That's IT! WE'RE CLOSED! *pours all the milk down the drain and smashes the brewers.* FUCK THIS PLACE LETS GO GET HIIIIIGGGHHHH.

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

"RT @IWantedThisIced: @IcedVentiSTFU How did I miss this. Welcome back, bitch." Thanks, bitch. I missed me too. XoXo, I.V. <3

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

6:15am .... You: Is it too early to get a frapp? / Me: Get out of my cafe before I call the police.

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

You: Medium coffee, in a tall cup. / Me: I can't bend the laws of physics yet, I'm only a level 8 Mage. Come back in a couple weeks.

[SiFlo @sierraoharrah]

a customer just asked for a ceramic cup to peel off their acrylic nails in EWW! #baristaproblems @IcedVentiSTFU @SbuxProblems

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

RT "@ChaseSterling: Yay @IcedVentiSTFU is tweeting again!" I am. And I'm even more pissed than ever.

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

The 1st time I walked into this cafe,I was a wide eyed dreamer.Now, I'm lucky if I can stop myself from blending hate into your frappuccino.

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

Ask me for a "Mocha Coconut Frappe" in October and I'll drown your fat ass in the Mop Sink. XoXo I.V. <3

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

You:I bought the MCCF,NOW you're telling me you dont have crumbles?/Me:Im so sorry,let me check again.*Scoops hand through grinds.*FOUND IT!

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

RT "@kberbs: @IcedVentiSTFU "Is this the spicy pumpkin latte?""

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

RT "@kberbs: @IcedVentiSTFU "Do you guys sell cigarettes? Oh and do you either of you have a lighter?""

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

RT "@kberbs :"Can I get a half-caf soy ez wc stirred 180 degree mocha?" sure "did you get the 180 degree? thats the most important part""

[Gregory Ryan Herron @AZRyGuy]

@IcedVentiSTFU From Seattle, Me: "May I have your name?" You: "Mercy. As in 'Ferrari Mercy.'" Me: "...Wut?"

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

Just got this from one of my gaynadian followers: You:"Can I get a Grande VBF with no cool whip?" / Me: "You're disgusting." Send in yours!

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

@narmata_t You just fill up their cup halfway, put the lid on, insert the whip tip into the dome lid whole, and spray till its disgusting.