Josemartin

🇨🇱 happy monday 🇺🇸

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

He wasn’t some pedo loser that needed Epstein’s help to get laid.

Bro sourced his own crack and ADULT consenting hookers!

A true American hero.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

How long is the line for Kid Rock?

[Josemartin @Icemanwithaplan]

Every now and then i stumble across her account and go huh, that was the girl that shit her pants.

[Kaitlin Bennett @KaitMarieox]

NYC if Mamdani wins

[Rotimi Adeoye @_rotimia]

Argentina got $20 billion this week btw

[AdequateEmily 🔜 Fantasia 2026 @AdequateEmily]

OH HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK OMG LOL

[Max 🌹🇷🇴🇪🇺 @paymax12]

To absolutely no one's surprise, Bukele turned out to be an actual dictator

[Josemartin @Icemanwithaplan]

Well it can’t be a heart or brain issue. My money’s on botox poisoning

[Acyn @Acyn]

CNN: Breaking news just into CNN, sources say DHS secretary Kristi Noem this afternoon has been taken to the hospital.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

A US Senator.

Donald Trump’s America.

[Josemartin @Icemanwithaplan]

Flying in the morning’s so nice until someone sits close by eating a burger king sandwich reeking of ketchup

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

sometimes his drawings make me feel like he might be the most kindhearted man on earth

[ᴏᴋᴏᴘᴏ VA A VER A BTS LPM @okopo90_]

recuerden, ÉL fue el primer papa americano

[Josemartin @Icemanwithaplan]

Lookin tough for this guy ngl

[jaden @JadenAFC]

I got serious beef with this guys cat if we go out tomorrow

[Josemartin @Icemanwithaplan]

Crazy how birds are always dripped out. Haven’t seen a bird that doesn’t have that shit on

[A Constant Risk of Fire @SeeDaviGo]

New cuntimal just dropped

[Dusty @dustyrafin]

Standing on hallowed grounds

[Josemartin @Icemanwithaplan]

@Paadyx9 @7a5in Aged like milk

[Chris @citehchris]

real ones know we have moved beyond 5 inch shorts and entering show some ball summer

[:: Rafael :: @rafagadeviento9]

“Foreign man from far away lands explores the wonders of China”
Welcome back, Marco Polo.

[Josemartin @Icemanwithaplan]

This is how it feels to say that the burritos in the Bay Area are better than those in SoCal