Plaz

Was playing halo 2 XBL in 04. Detroit lions 2024 super bowl champs

[Molly @FSUmollz]

FIFA is such a world-class, respectable organization. A true beacon of integrity and transparency.

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

250 years ago our greatest grandfathers beat the dogshit out of the most powerful military on the planet over a 3% tax and now we can’t deport 100 million immigrants that hate us because women and gays think it would be mean

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[Plaz @Icesickal]

@MrBeast 10002

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>American airman asleep on a train in France while on vacation with his childhood friends
>Wakes up to the sound of screaming and breaking glass
>Sees a terrorist step into the aisle carrying an AK-47 and 300 rounds of ammo
>Doesn't look for an exit, doesn't hesitate
>Sprints 30 feet down the aisle straight at the barrel of the gun, completely unarmed
>The terrorist pulls the trigger; the rifle miraculously jams
>Tackles him, gets slashed in the neck and hand with a box cutter, almost losing his thumb
>Ignores the bleeding, chokes the attacker unconscious with his bare hands
>Credits God for the jammed rifle and his survival
>Saves everyone on board

Patriot airman Spencer Stone is a hero.

[Plaz @Icesickal]

@Hamm3rTyme @Be_Regan @frankmikesmith Yes, yes we would.

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

It was 1994 when Alan Jackson protested being forced to lip-sync at the ACM Awards by having his drummer play without drumsticks to expose the fake performance.

[Dead End King @deadend_king]

This is the level of sarcasm you can expect from me.

[Entertainment720Economy @E720Economy]

@TMZ We’ve got more info on Vrabel-Russini than we do the Epstein Files

[Joshua 🤠 @Joshstilldey]

Not all heroes wear capes…some are just great neighbors

[Tony tiger @Toby_1891]

@BetsyGain Most likely just a tactic for you to tell on your friend that they didnt catch. "oh so you know him"

[B @bmore_sports8]

When your kicker is lining up for a game winning kick and the announcer says “he hasn’t missed one all year”

[Plaz @Icesickal]

@GeorgeResch Right leg doing most of the work, good reps g

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

@AdamSchefter Kirk Cousins agent every time he closes a deal

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

He claimed every pop song is the same and then proved it in the most legendary way possible.

[Plaz @Icesickal]

@the_det_times @gregauman That means he knows exactly why

[Plaz @Icesickal]

@MarathonTheGame @TheLaBGXD @imkimlol Yeah….while players have been cheating in destiny 2 for years now!

[Uncensored @SpeechUncut]

This is true.