Rhubarbra Streisand

protector and queen of chilladelphia she/they

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

raw dogging it in a kia sorento behind a closed kmart is FREE y’all.

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

The average cost of a date in the United States according to Match.

❤️💰

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

you spend all your energy on “don’t text them” that you don’t have time to entertain “what if they text me”

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

i’m nearly 30 dog if YOU haven’t met a femme who plays video games i’m assuming you’ve never left your house

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

i gotta stop talking to cis-het dudes man. doesn’t matter how many times i put queer and NB in my profiles, im still getting “you’re such a hot WOMAN. i’ve never seen a GIRL like you before. wow a hot FEMALE who plays video games?”

that last line was received today.

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

think i’m gonna start a new tumblr account at 28

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

sometimes i still get upset thinking about mark sloan and lexi gray

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

of all the vile shit it looks like lizzo said/did, her saying “y’all not gonna stop me from talking about the lord” surprisingly lines up. if there’s one thing an evangelist isn’t, it’s wrong ever.

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

fuck the “maybe i want to go back to school” bug bit me

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

this dick got me brining chicken n cutting fresh broccoli goddamn

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

@elgenerichoe the bigger to love you with my dear

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

ya bitch deserved a week in the sun

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

i want to spend the rest of my life cultivating close, intimate relationships with gentle people who will always try to speak from a soft place first. my heart can’t take any more sarcastic, “i’m just joking, it’s funny” love.

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

bc when i ask them to stop i’m told this is just how families are. is that true?? will go ahead and get a hysterectomy if so.

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

idk does everyone’s family talk to each other like 90’s sitcom bullies? or is it just mine?

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

@elgenerichoe chyna bc it’d be hot as hell and ik you love her 😍

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AHHHHHHH

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

👠DIMENSION 20: DUNGEONS AND DRAG QUEENS TRAILER💄

Premieres June 28th on @dropout

Featuring GM @BrennanLM, and your Questing Queens:
🏹@monetxchange as Troyánn
🪓@Alaska5000 as Princess
🔮@thatonequeen as Gertrude
🦋@jujuboston as Twyla

FAQ here: https://t.co/Kp0slT7aJy

[Sam Reich @samreich]

So, inspired by Hank, we are in fact submitting Game Changer for an Emmy.

If you're an academy member, or know any academy members, please consider giving us your vote and/or spreading the word about our silly little show! 🙏🗳️ #emmyforgamechanger

[Rhubarbra Streisand @IceysGlasses]

this is so sexy

[Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv]

Guy describes how his friend is the group’s Airport Dad (takes everyone’s passports, double-checks everything, etc) the comments are full of ladies who wanna marry him