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A quantitative aficionado!

[I'chaba @IchabaGolden]

@CaptainDominicO Mlitoa wapi gumboots?

[I'chaba @IchabaGolden]

@DonaldBKipkorir Today I was at my issual nail Spa and my nail tech who is always jovial was very sad. I noticed and asked him why are you stressed today? He was like "si nyinyi watu mmeamua kutufukuza". He is Rwandese.
I told him not to worry ni Ruto ako na bangi zake.

[I'chaba @IchabaGolden]

@SZ_Royde He must have taken Kenyan counterfeit John Walker

[I'chaba @IchabaGolden]

@dannarebb RIP

[I'chaba @IchabaGolden]

@sholard_mancity Huyu ndiye alitupromise free Internet?

[I'chaba @IchabaGolden]

@moneyacademyKE So far we are at 15bob increase per unit

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Remember when DCI were stopping a highschool from performing a play because it irritated the president. We have been through a lot as a country.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Kenya Power has raised concerns over the growing use of solar and wind energy by consumers, saying the increase in self-generated electricity is creating challenges for grid management and power demand planning.

The company says the growing uptake of alternative energy sources is changing consumption patterns as more homes and businesses reduce their reliance on the national grid.

[I'chaba @IchabaGolden]

@parashah91 When mine died is when I came to know that TVs too have a life time. Samsung died after 6yrs.

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

“Beyond Vision 2030” sounds impressive until you remember who is selling the vision.

A CS presiding over a security machinery unleashing goons, violence and intimidation now lectures Kenyans about “meaningful dialogue.”

Under the Emperor of Corruption, William Ruto, the real national conversation is about looting, state capture, brutality and impunity.

You cannot loot the present, brutalise dissent and then sell Kenyans a mirage called the future.

Kenya does not need another vision launch.

We need accountability, justice and leaders who stop treating the Republic like their personal ATM.

Mackende wewe maliza muende!

[I'chaba @IchabaGolden]

@edwinsifuna Hii speech ingewekwa kwa 1st page of the standard on the 8th day tujisomee.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Ruto just spent 40 minutes trying to create a false equivalence between our national values set out in the constitution and his so called “development”. Kenyans, please trust me when i tell you there is a reason the Preamble comes before Article 43. You don’t get to the “development “ clauses until and unless you have taken into account the reasons we passed this constitution in the first place. Democracy, Human Rights, Freedom, Equality, Rule of Law and Social Justice.

[I'chaba @IchabaGolden]

@moneyacademyKE Akae tu huko coz subaru will be waiting for him akiland. Hahaha... some boys will be triggered by him saying that.

[I'chaba @IchabaGolden]

@JayPapstar @Wamatangi_ @MutemiWaKiama @SakajaJohnson You are forgetting the mashimo he is leaving un attended on those roads for weeks. Matatu zinapotelea kwa mashimo. I can't even remember last they cleaned or swept some streets 😕. Simple sweeping

[I'chaba @IchabaGolden]

@citizentvkenya Now imagine that in a body of 60kgs average human body?

Too sad to lose so many elephants

[I'chaba @IchabaGolden]

And Duale is out here calling us Hyenas

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

I just saw the video of the Garissa ICU during the blackout. 💔Watching life-saving machines literally shut down with ZERO backup power is haunting.
​How are human lives being treated as optional in 2026? Who is actually going to be held accountable for this?

[I'chaba @IchabaGolden]

Time to steal

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

A new Bill has been proposed that seeks to stop the IEBC from livestreaming election results from polling stations.

If passed into law, Kenyans will no longer be able to follow the results live as they are announced at polling stations.

[I'chaba @IchabaGolden]

@Kenyans Imagine 50km/hr on a highway? Example of Redhill ABC Road that hata utake huwezi juu ya gravity

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Kenya's debt hits Ksh12.82 trillion, 60% domestic and 40% foreign - Controller of Budget Margaret Nyakang'o

[I'chaba @IchabaGolden]

@Coopbankenya This goes without saying your digital marketer is a Millennial. Hehe