Ickbard Matthews

Year of the elf!? we are Dwarfmaxxing this year. editor for Under the Hive of Madness, cohost of Handicrafts livestreams. creator of Ordo Historia. send memes

[Ickbard Matthews @IckbardMatthews]

Here is my personality trait.
Dwarfs and dwarves are based and Canada isn’t real since everyone gets a girlfriend or boyfriend from there over summer vacation, and they have free healthcare.

I am enthusiastically pro-American and welcome all others to join me in this.

[Ickbard Matthews @IckbardMatthews]

@TheyCallMeSmeef Goob mornin

[Lo-Ping @GamingAndPandas]

A person who doesn't have HIV doesn't say this

[planefag @planefag]

"surrender your freedom for The Children"

right on schedule

[M⛏️M @MoronMining]

> troons out Peter Parker

> makes exclusively gooner bait with the character

“It's not a fetish tho”

[Chakk - COMMS OPEN @ChakkuX]

Old Ghost Rider and Lilith comic.

[Ickbard Matthews @IckbardMatthews]

@TheyCallMeSmeef Goob mornin. Why are women?

[Nhim @Nhim_Art]

Flat.

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

thinking about the first and only time Mr. Beast shows any emotion on his face and he immediately covers it

[Ickbard Matthews @IckbardMatthews]

@TheyCallMeSmeef Goob mornin

[Ickbard Matthews @IckbardMatthews]

@TheyCallMeSmeef Goob evenin

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Bricks & Minifigs has reached a settlement with the Mansell family over their $200,000 LEGO collection

The company has compensated the family for their losses and issued an apology

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

POV: You are a middle-aged female wizard

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

“So Budd’s wrapping up the conference, hands his staffers some notes, then pulls out his ol’ pal Mr. .357 Magnum…”

[Steph ReFantazio📚🇭🇹 @steph25nice]

Potentially running at 60 fps

[Ickbard Matthews @IckbardMatthews]

@TheyCallMeSmeef Goob mornin

[Zone 🌙 @NoirHypernova]

bro who the fuck is this

[Super MarioHero @SMariohero]

Most People Didn't Get The Joke/Reference.
You think it would be funny if Logan did this type of bit with their puppets just like in Lazy Town?

[RohanKar @RohanKarMooN]

Fun Fact: It was the sequel Tales From The Hood 2 that give us this gem of a meme.

[Marty Robbins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @Mike_McD5511]

Every single plot point of this movie is false. Made up. A lie.

They never got pulled over by "Generic racist white cop" because none of them were friends. The bathrooms at NASA were never segregated because NASA was never segregated. Ever. At all.

There was no separate "colored" coffee maker.

The one that wanted to be a supervisor but was told "No" in the movie was already a supervisor in 1949.

The one that wanted to be an engineer but couldn't because NASA did a racism? Already an engineer before the plot of the movie.

Literally every single plot point and character detail of Hidden Figures is a lie.