Deadpool

Wade Wilson's Personal Twitter.

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

Hey there! Call me Deadpool. 😘

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

@TwitterSupport Deactivate my account, please.

I'm having trouble doing it on my own.

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

That awkward moment when
you accidentally marry a bottle...

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

Oh I'm going to enjoy this!

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

Why's everything getting woke recently?

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

@BrandonSarsori1 Right?

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

When you're meeting the Avengers
today, and Stan Lee tomorrow.

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

TMNT. And you call yourself Hard Choices...

I didn't even hesitate!

[Hard Choices @1GottaGo]

Batman: The Animated Series
X-men
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Spider-Man
#1GottaGo

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

When someone says:
"I understood that reference! 👇😀"

I'm like:
"I understood THAT reference! ☝️😆"

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

I just watched the first Shrek movie in 9 minutes and 33 seconds.
https://t.co/RYOTDQ2gmw

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

Now remember:

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

@MetaBlackCat My weekend is PRETTY much whenever I say so.

It's one of the perks of being a freelance mercenary.

You get to have all the time in the world!

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

The bigger they are, the smaller I feel...

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

Many more weeks like this, and I may have to re-lose my virginity.

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

@ULover420 I get the overwhelming feeling that it might be both. But who knows?

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

What. The. Fuck!? 🤯

[FedProm 💃🏻 @FedProm]

Ben Bernanke on QE? https://t.co/p9h01nFsI2

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

What is it with gangsters and gay jokes?

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

Oof... 😬

[Sarah💀💩L @mrspool2]

They died from Terminal stupidity..

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

To be honest, I kinda sorta feel sorry
for whoever had this happen to them...

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

Can you imagine going to jail for weed
and when you come out it's legalized..?

[Deadpool @IconicDeadpool]

@mrspool2 Good call, Sarah! :)