Brando

All I wanna eat is cherry licorice, I don't care if it sounds ridiculous.

[Brando @Iconic_Boat]

Getting REALLY SICK of these unrealistic standards of male beauty in games!

[bouphe @bouphe]

Exactly two years ago, on a night just like this, I had exactly the same review of the same movie @redlettermedia

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Holy fucking shit

[Brando @Iconic_Boat]

@FedVGC Ugly-ass Kommo-o is gone in a heartbeat. Over-designed to shit.

[Brando @Iconic_Boat]

@FedVGC Empoleon and Torterra go insanely hard, ur trippin’. Piplup and Turtwig also two of the cutest.

[Brando @Iconic_Boat]

@DeadlockAnon Oh shit, we released a character that’s not giga OP on release day, quick, buff him to the moon! We wouldn’t want be inconsistent!

[Brando @Iconic_Boat]

@solgob_ Wraith and Shiv as the peak of honor, huh? Guess we know who this guy plays.

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

Idk man sometimes I just get in parody song mode and can’t stop myself.

[Brando @Iconic_Boat]

@Lolk_OvR I agree, mostly. I too have had less fun this update than with any update previous. The game did NOT need 6 new heroes. It needed a major balance update, kit reworks of multiple older heroes and the promised item update. Midboss and rift also both need a lot of work.

[Brando @Iconic_Boat]

@vegasdl What does “try hard” even mean. It’s a competitive game whether ur playing to rank up or not. Everyone should be trying hard to win or else you’re just throwing.

Broker was Broken. If he comes back, he shouldn’t spawn before 40 or 45 minutes and his items need to be toned down.

[Fallout Fan Art @FalloutFanArt]

Happy 16th anniversary to Fallout New Vegas!

[Circe @vocalcry]

I thought I was imagining that mass market chocolate had become completely inedible so I'd glad it wasn't just me. Finally, journalists are doing their jobs and investigating real problems again!

[Brando @Iconic_Boat]

@suneeeater Been the best DPS in the game since launch and has never been nerfed in a consequential way. In fact, when they increased her thematics by giving her 5 different suits of cards, they buffed her beyond believe.

[Brando @Iconic_Boat]

@Joechuck777 Gamers yearn for the bright yellow tape that signifies break-ability. Conditioned beyond the point of Pavlov’s Dog.

[Brando @Iconic_Boat]

@FighterPosting Pocket is “nonhuman”?? Pocket is white?? Lash is “nonhuman”??

[Brando @Iconic_Boat]

@Gh0stl0verrr I’m a big proponent of the cast becoming more diverse. However, what knowledge do we have of Paradox or Haze’s ethnicity? Feels like a massive overreach to paste any particular ethnicity on them. We literally can’t see Paradox’s face! Haze is shrouded in a spooky veil!

[Brando @Iconic_Boat]

@1cluless And half of them have an ability that gives themselves or their teammates a barrier. Very strange and kinda lazy on the devs parts.

[Brando @Iconic_Boat]

@managarmrr_ I…kinda agree. Every new hero’s been busted in a unique way, and then Danny, the one everybody could have assumed would have been the most OP, was weak enough that they gave him the most buffs across the board that I’ve ever seen for a single hero.

[jae holzman @jaeporeon]

the advertising budget was the size of the movie budget and they blew a lot of it on meta-text that only works after seeing the film. so punk rock

[richard @richard_normal]

important lesson in these words

[J.MP4 @jd0tmp4]

I’m so glad someone else understands that Digger is the closest we’ve gotten to a studio picture being anything like End of Evangelion