4x✊🏿🇳🇬

keep the love give me paper🪙💶

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

Married to this money and nothing can break this happy home

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

Never think it can’t get any better cause it can and never think it can’t get any worse too, life will surprise you.

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

A woman will stop taking care of herself and get fat while in her marriage, then after a divorce she suddenly become committed to watching her weight and putting extra effort into her appearance. only to blame the marriage for the years of poor self care.

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

Why does tobacco perfume always stain your white?

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

It’s funny how girlfriends have a way of claiming their territory. They come over to your house and somehow leave something behind, then hop into your car and leave their mark there too. 😂

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

I think people who wear wigs all the time just don’t like their natural hair.

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

Wizkid’s expensive shit is not on Apple music fuck that nigga 😭

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

@blvckgutterman_

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

@blvckgutterman_ Lol it was in 2024 and got deleted 2weeks later

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

I can’t fathom how a person from an English speaking nation can’t pronounce English words

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

Odumodu why you remove “tears in Abidjan” from streaming platforms

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

First come first serve 😀

[💕. @Erinayoooo]

Sent a little money to my GTB. Let all my subscriptions fight for it. Na survival of the fastest 😭🙏🏾

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Your citizenship really determines so much for you. As a Nigerian, your matter long ooo.

I had a Saudi classmate when I was fling my Masters. He explained to me that all Saudis in the UK were fully sponsored by the government. I asked what his plan was after school, he said he was going back home to take up a job. He didn't even like the UK. I don't blame him, he struggled with the language and culture.

I had Korean classmates (those ones are always rich and clean). No one was staying back or had plan to.

I saw Chinese classmate 2 years later. He had started a business with his babe. He told me the government encourages them to take loan to invest abroad. I thought we were just having a discussion. I didn't know he had his plan mapped out.

My Spanish friend (the only one I still talk to), I asked him when he was going to pick up his British passport since he was eligible for it having been in UK for many years, he said he didnt need it that his passport takes him where he needs to go. I spoke to him recently and he said he is looking to leave the UK soon. He wants to return home to Barcelona. That reminds me, he has been inviting me to Barcelona 🤦‍♂️

At the start of Covid, my Canadain flatmate packed his bag and left. He told me he would finish his program from there. I once asked how he was paying for his program (Law Undergraduate), he said he took a loan from the bank in Canada.

Then you look at Nigerians- we are always looking for how to stay back at all cost because home offers nothing. Conversation always centred around sponsorship jobs - even if it is care job. This is after working 12 hours shift through out your Masters to pay for your fees and cover for your living expenses. People are even so desperate, they are paying 10k to 12k for sponsorship job just to stay back.

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

Someone said Ronaldo has all these midfielders, yet he’s still starving like it’s Ramadan. 😂

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

@InspiredCastro And the thing is this will still drain faster than that of Nigeria

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

One would think these politicians doesn’t know that good roads and reliable electricity are crucial to a country’s growth.

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

Are they trying to tell us that this president signs documents without a proper review?

[Olukayode bakre @kayodebakre8]

Ask people in CBN. You can't use deception to open an account in CBN. You can't. They verify these things. There are processes.
The earlier we started speaking he truth, the better for the image of the county.

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

Gongo aso instrumental is goated for real

[Nafiu Muhammad @nafiumohammad]

Buying a ₦350 million house and having to evacuate your family to a hotel every rainy season is one of the seven wonders of Lagos madness.

[4x✊🏿🇳🇬 @Icouldbeurlover]

Omo werey sarcasm at its peak 🤣

[Jaafar Jaafar @JaafarSJaafar]

This man (Prince Adeniyi Matthew) created a fake government agency called Presidential Foreign Intervention Promotion Council, appointed himself as DG, secured office space at the Federal Secretariat, opened a CBN account in its name, got N1,302,978,784 allocation in 2026 budget, summoned ambassadors to meetings, held strategic sessions with ministers, and even represented Nigeria at international conferences.

The audacity is almost unbelievable. Nigeria never runs short of ‘yan iska.