Icy Mike

Icy Mike is an aging, washed up martial artist who now makes YouTube videos because he can't fight good.

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@ginamilan_ @Reagan_Airport @Yolo304741 Maybe somebody put it there

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Did @WWE break Netflix? I literally can't see Cena.

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Is it just me that thinks the entire suite of Adobe products is an unintuitive pile of shit?

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Froggy Fresh been real quiet since Elimination Chamber

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If you say that the credit card machine is gonna ask me a question, you can't fight.

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"He looks like an emo leprechaun." My daughter is watching wrestling for the first tjme and just saw @DMcIntyreWWE

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Is Kanye West the Elton John of our generation?

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@Nakk86 Beep beep

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If you honk your car horn more than once or twice a year, you can't fight.

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@justnymp Boy you probably honked your horn this morning.

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@dag_negro So is crying.

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@peytonpearson Lol you think people give a shit about your horn? It's a micro tantrum. Grow up.

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Someone help me! The age gap with my wife has gone over the wisdom curve... she knows all kinds of things now and I can't see, hear or remember.

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If you're wearing a jacket, but your kid isn't... you can't fight.

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@chriscvlt @JohnCena The take gets hotter: This would mean more than the Undertaker's streak being broken.

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Best booking idea ever: @JohnCena decides he wants to become a grand slam champion before he retires, loses to the IC champion, then retires... for real. Can you imagine how powerful this could be?

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If you were sandals with jeans, you can't fight.

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If you don't sign up for Hard Ready IX, you can't fight.

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If you work for mixedmartialarts(dot)com, you can't fight.

Lol look at this:

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If you go to @krispykreme today for their birthday "deal" you can't fight.