Fjorm

The middle princess of Nifl, willing and able to help in the future of Askr. written by Croc Mun

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

"𝗔𝘀𝗸𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲. 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗲."

Fjorm, Princess of Ice.

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@ZenithTrickster “My pet horse. The Pegasus that I ride sometimes.”

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

“It’s been a while since I harrassed Loki

We’ll fix that.”

She’s pulling out a magnet designed to grab @ZenithTrickster

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@ZenithTrickster “I will get Snowball in there to scare you then.”

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@ZenithTrickster “…I will summon the zombie horse then. Just at a later time.”

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@ZenithTrickster “Oh I won’t.

I just wanted to show you something cool.”

She’s pulling out a picture of a horse millipede, equipped with thousands of legs

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

Making @Fuck_Mcdonalds_ listen to the whole thing. Revenge!

[A Random Gorillaz Song Daily @gorillaz_random]

Name: Feel Good Inc. (Kidz Bop Version)
Year:2006
Album: Kidz Bop 9

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

“Jerry. Bring back her mom.”

[ᏇindᏕwept ! @Fuck_Mcdonalds_]

forcing @Icy_Princess1 to listen to this shit

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@Fuck_Mcdonalds_ “Nah, I’m allergic to that kind of stuff

It’s just gonna have you see something really cool for a moment.”

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@Fuck_Mcdonalds_ “Well I’ll say thank you regardless ya big dork. You are still one of the best people I know…

Here.”

She reaches into her pocket and pulls out something that looks like a gumball

“If you want the truth, swallow that.”

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@Fuck_Mcdonalds_ “…Aww, I can’t help but say thank you.

And give you a big old hug.”

She’s getting g close and getting her in one of her death grips, although she’s at least making an attempt not to strangle her.

“But I would love something like that…I might show you a secret with it later”

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

“…”

Slowly taping a photo of Jerry to her face

Is…is the mouse drawing a dick on Fillia’s face?! When did he do that?!

[ᏇindᏕwept ! @Fuck_Mcdonalds_]

"..."

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@Fuck_Mcdonalds_ “You are both welcome

So…This is supposed to be like a house for me?”

She’s just taking a shot in the dark. She knew many things. Too many things. But she didn’t know what to think of a room like this

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@Fuck_Mcdonalds_

“I don’t know how to describe it, but I feel like this is accurate to the both of us.”

[Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs]

Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger (2002)
Episode 5

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@Fuck_Mcdonalds_ It was tickets to a rock concert in a couple months, two back stage, VIP passes. At least she made sure to pick something she had heard of.
There’s also a massive emerald. It looks freshly polished, and even still smells of glass cleaner

“Samson got a Charcuterie board.”

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@Fuck_Mcdonalds_ “It is

I got two gifts for ya. One for Samson and one for you

This one’s for you. I couldn’t wrap his.”

She hands her the box with a smile

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@prankstercleric “You really don’t want to know.”

It’s amazing what having the power to turn any room into a meat locker can do for that…

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@prankstercleric

“Merry Christmas Lissa!”

She’s got a big box next to her, but its not wrapped

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@prankstercleric The minute it opens, it’s apparent why it was sealed

Meats of thousands of varieties along with different cheeses. A royal sized charcuterie board.

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@Fuck_Mcdonalds_ “Oh damn…

Merry Christmas Samson. Mind waking her up for a moment?”

She looked genuinely touched. The look of whimsy on her face felt like it should be on a normal person instead of the Queen of weird nonsense.

[Fjorm @Icy_Princess1]

@Fuck_Mcdonalds_ “…oh dear god, what’s this now?”

She’s not even miffed about the mice plushie, just the giant handle. Guess it’s time to pull…