Will Burton

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[Will Burton @IdealMoose]

Indiana Pacers vs the Detroit Pistons.
2027 Eastern Conference Finals.
Pacers win in 7 games.
Pacers win the 2027 Finals in 6 games.
Hali wins Finals MVP.
Mark it.
#YesCers

[alex @vaudevillehook]

“Beer too cold” is like the third part in the trinity of “steak too juicy lobster too buttery” and I can’t believe it was said sincerely

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

The Belgians are putting up a bigger fight against FIFA than they did with the Nazis.

Waffle Boys are TERRIFIED of American Soccer Might! #WhyNotUS

[Will Burton @IdealMoose]

Sidney Crosby has won 3 Stanley Cups…

[Top Tier Hockey @TopTierPucks]

This is the ONLY acceptable Mount Rushmore of Canadian athletes

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

USA allegations this World Cup so far:

- Corruption
- Super team
- Steroids
- Paid refs

Soccer is only the 4th most popular sport in America btw 😭🦅🦅

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

FIFA suspending Balogun's red card so he can play for the USMNT tomorrow is the kind of FIFA corruption that used to only happen for the rest of the soccer world.

The USA has finally made it to the big leagues.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Folarin Balogun will be AVAILABLE for USMNT's round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended, per The Athletic

HUGE for USA 🔥

[𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕋𝕖𝕫 @MontezFordWWE]

God is Good.

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Don’t worry Canada. Soccer just isn’t your sport. Neither is basketball. Or hockey. At least you have beer.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Imagine taking pride in the fact that you had a 750 year head start and still lost in every considerable metric

[American Nightmare 🇺🇸 @thewakeninq]

Absolute wild fireworks show in Washington, D.C. tonight. Eleven WWII vets sat at their own memorial watching the United States hit its 250th birthday.

Men older than half the country’s history, sitting in silence while the nation they helped secure celebrated itself with lights, noise, and smoke in the sky.

Time didn’t just pass — it stood there and made a statement.

[Will Burton @IdealMoose]

Canada has been in an all time losing campaign ever since the U.S. TOOK hockey from them in the Olympics.
Quit booing. It never ends well for you. 😂

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Canadians booed the American flag before the U.S. opened its World Cup campaign. On America’s 250th birthday, Canada’s tournament came to an end with a 3-0 loss to Morocco.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Canadians booed the American flag before the U.S. opened its World Cup campaign. On America’s 250th birthday, Canada’s tournament came to an end with a 3-0 loss to Morocco.

[Will Burton @IdealMoose]

This quote won’t age well.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I’d rather be us than them”

Canada Manager Jesse Marsch believes his team was better than Morocco today

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

imagine being 1,099 years old and being lapped in every way by a country only 250 years old 🇺🇸

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

LOOK AT THESE FIREWORKS!

Happy Birthday, America 🇺🇸

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

“And as a symbol of our independence, we will say the month first instead of the date. March 12th instead of the 12th of March, October 3rd instead of the 3rd of October, etc.”

“And July 4th instead of 4th of July, sir?”

“No. That one stays.”

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Canada, keep your head high.

You may have lost the gold to America in both men's and women's ice hockey and just now gotten whooped in soccer by Morocco, but you can always be proud of that gold medal in curling that you cheated to get.

[Will Burton @IdealMoose]

Canada getting eliminated on America’s Birthday is pure gold. 😂😂😂😂 #WorldCup #America

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

A dramatic reading of the Declaration of Independence from Independence Hall, where it was signed by the Founding Fathers 250 years ago, today!

[Haddy @haddychi]

• 1st 🇺🇸 to win Hart
• 1st (only) 🇺🇸 to win Art Ross
• All time leader in 🇺🇸 pts
• Youngest 🇺🇸 to reach 1,000 pts
• 1st 🇺🇸 to reach 1,400 pts
• 1st all time in shootout goals (all skaters)
• 1st in pts during 2010s decade (all skaters)

American excellence. Happy 250 🦅