🌸Lisa VD

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

excellent use of freewill

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I found a bra in his suitcase and he said it’s from when he was f@t years back. He said he had saggy titt!ěs and kept it to remind him how far he’s come with his weight loss journey.

[Maira @maira4yo]

trusting a man

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me after noticing a slight change in someone’s energy towards me

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love when grown people are still fun and goofy, especially in work environments. I don’t know why the world wants you to be stoic, boring, and bitter. Just grey and unbothered. That’s depressing.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

sitting next to each other instead of across is an elite move

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

these erasers ain’t do shit but make the spot darker

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I run every day for 20 minutes & if I miss a day, I add 20 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to run for 4 months.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood

[Maryerm🫧 @mie_maryerm]

Girl...!
Your husband is literally the only family member you get to choose. Don't tell me you're picking a loser

[💗 @ma1ybe]

IM LAUGHING 😭😭😭

[Miles Commodore @miles_commodore]

I gave my dad a kidney 7 years earlier and he was in his final moments in life. I wanted to get him to laugh one final time.

I said dad, I need to tell you something and it’s very important.

After a long pause I said, after you die I’m gonna need that kidney back!

It worked.

[liz @nonchalec]

WHO THE HELL LIED TO ME AND TOLD ME THE WATER WOULDNT BOIL OVER IF I PUT A WOODEN SPOON ON TOP OF THE POT

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

need be here

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Bruh that's plankton

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

Dream living space

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

does she know she’s the mother of dragons

[✧ @aesttics]

jellyfish cocktail 🍸